A poet once wrote that only the good die young. Never has that statement rung truer across the Eastern seaboard than five days ago when the strip mall tanning salon owned and operated by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was shutdown by its landlord. Let us now remember the greatest business ever owned by a reality show celebrity in the history of Middletown Plaza.

James Gandolfini will be inducted into the ostensibly real "New Jersey Hall of Fame" tonight, an honor he has no doubt received many times before over weepy beers in the early hours of the New Jersey morning.

TMZ has gotten its hands on the 911 call that led to The Situation being arrested for assault at the tanning salon he owns with family members in Middletown, New Jersey. The woman who made the call sounds terrified but energized as she describes The Situation and his brother Frank throwing each other around Boca Tanning Club.