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Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Childrens Lives On Nickelodeon

Beejoli Shah · 11/13/13 11:51AM

Ryan Seacrest wants kids to be just like him: no athletic ability, but a keen understanding of pop culture; Angelina Jolie's cheekbones are intended to terrify you; NBC relies on bribery to coax their actors into working; and your S&M fantasies just got pushed back six months by Universal.