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God Forgot to Rapture Nicolas Cage in Left Behind

Sarah Hedgecock · 05/30/14 09:51AM

If you haven't had your fill of postapocalyptic movies this year, you're in luck: Left Behind is coming out in October. And it takes place during the actual Biblical apocalypse.

Lacey Donohue · 01/07/14 12:21PM

[National treasure Nicolas Cage turns 50 today. We can only hope the overpaid star will spend the day losing his shit. Image by Lionel Cironneau via AP]

Nicolas Cage Promotes Drug Dabbling and Listening to TLC’s Waterfalls

Anonymous · 07/19/13 02:29PM

Nicolas Cage is doing a European press tour for The Frozen Ground and a personal press tour for Normalcy. Sources overseas are reporting that Cage is telling people he’s just a “pretty boring guy” who is now living a “very simple life” in the very simple town of Las Vegas. According to BBC News, he’s only spent six months or so of his life “dabbling” in drugs. “I didn’t have like a real problem,” says Cage and also everyone who has ever dabbled.