Yesterday, famed butt-haver Justin Bieber posted his Great White Ass on Instagram and today, noted nipple-freer Chrissy Teigen responded with a game theory-approved tit-for-tat strategy, uploading a picture of husband John Legend’s backside.

Bad news for Kylie Jenner: not only are you dating Tyga, a widely mocked rapper who had to release his recent album for free because nobody wanted to hear it, but your widely mocked rapper boyfriend is sending dick pics to people who are not you—including a transgender actress named Mia Isabella, who has gone ahead and provided the receipts.

Days after skirting death in a shark attack, Justin Bieber took to Instagram to show off the ass that would have departed this earth.

[Note: Some of the photos below are NSFW]: When you are Kim Kardashian, every year—1998, 2012, 40 A.D., the future—is a good year for you. Looking out over the hills of Calabasas or the boulevards of Paris, your kingdoms, both, you can feel proud of all you have wrought. Fame for you has expanded like a waist freed from a waist trainer, and in 2015, your notoriety continues to grow.

Azealia Banks, known for releasing one very strong single and several strong and correct opinions about Iggy Azalea, is a topless cat-woman in the latest issue of Playboy. Two actual cats were there, too, although it does not appear they enjoyed themselves on anywhere near the same level.

Ah, to be a teen idol. So many people want to see your dick! And you probably want to show so many people your dick. Still, a bad way to go about this is sending Snapchats of your boner to random girls, a lesson learned by Calum Hood of 5 Seconds of Summer, whose dick—which you can see above in the very-NSFW-video—has been sentenced to live on the internet forever.