Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It For the World to See
[There was a video here]
Ah, to be a teen idol. So many people want to see your dick! And you probably want to show so many people your dick. Still, a bad way to go about this is sending Snapchats of your boner to random girls, a lesson learned by Calum Hood of 5 Seconds of Summer, whose dick—which you can see above in the very-NSFW-video—has been sentenced to live on the internet forever.
Per TMZ, Hood (who you may remember playing with his band at the VMAs, he was the one with the flannel tied around his waist) sent a Snapchat nude to a female admirer—captioned with ";)"—who then recorded the video with another phone and uploaded that to Vine, understandably captioned "CALUMS DICK I'M SCREAMING."
Rather than go through the motions of claiming he was "hacked," Hood confirmed the dick video on Twitter last night.
I'm still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes :)
— Calum Hood (@Calum5SOS) August 29, 2014
6 seconds of boner > 5 Seconds of Summer.