The minor league State College (Pa.) Spikes have issued a public apology for whatever orgiastic former Tiger Beat-er Corey Feldman did after their baseball game Sunday night. In a solemn official statement, they thanked fans for their support during this very Corey time for the organization.

Oh, Lindsay. Poor, sweet Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan—semi-famous young woman who is just trying to take every day as it comes—attempted to post an image on Instagram this afternoon of the words “You’re beautiful,” written in Arabic. Instead, she posted an image of the words “You’re an ass,” written in Arabic.

Jon Gosselin: former reality TV star, father (technically), Pennsylvanian, hacker, Ed Hardy fan, Ed Hardy destroyer, kitten abandoner, former app creator,—DJ? Yes.