Baseball Team Very Sorry About Corey Feldman, Won't Let Him Happen Again
The minor league State College (Pa.) Spikes have issued a public apology for whatever orgiastic former Tiger Beat-er Corey Feldman did after their baseball game Sunday night. In a solemn official statement, they thanked fans for their support during this very Corey time for the organization.
The State College Spikes would like to apologize to our fans for Corey Feldman’s appearance last night at Medlar Field at Lubrano Park. While the nature of the appearance was not what we had anticipated for the evening, we would like to apologize to all fans who may have been offended by its content. We would also like to apologize to our fans for the appearance being so far below expectations.
We at the Spikes thank you for your support, and we pledge to present the best entertainment each and every night for the remainder of the 2015 season and beyond.
Corey Feldman may also regret that things weren’t what he anticipated and were far below expectations. Not necessarily regarding the State College performance, just in general.