Lindsay Lohan is the most recent celebrity to look at a photo of herself and think, "Probably I can Photoshop this and no one will notice."

After unretouched images from Justin Bieber's now-infamous Calvin Klein ads leaked online earlier this year, JB went into full crisis mode, calling on his personal trainer to attest to the claim that his muscles, and also his penis, are real, and real big. What next, other than a shirtless shot for the cover of Men's Health?

A single question now plagues the minds of all Americans, weighing down our brains as we slump in our office chairs, then slump in our cars, then slump in our couches, and then slump into bed: how big is Justin Bieber's penis really?

Unretouched photos from Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein shoot acquired by BreatheHeavy.com show that editing software blessed the lil' skater boy with a brand new penis as well as body hair. The GIF below illustrates his miraculous transformation from boy to man.

The release of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein campaign earlier this week brought with it an unexpected and upsetting question for many across the world—some of them employees of this very blog: Is Justin Bieber actually kind of hot? Thanks to an unretouched photo obtained by TMZ, we can all breathe a sigh of relief.