Lindsay Lohan is the most recent celebrity to look at a photo of herself and think, "Probably I can Photoshop this and no one will notice."

People noticed, however, due to the fact that Lindsay Lohan—or, perhaps, Lindsay Lohan's assistant—does not know to do it:

As you can see, the door frame is wobbly around her butt and wobbly around her leg. Damn. A classic narcissist whoopsie of the digital age.

Celebrities, please take my advice: Stop trying to Photoshop your own photos. You simply do not know how to do it, and an obviously Photoshopped photo—you have to admit—is worse, even, than a photo where your butt isn't big enough or where it is too big.

Though I don't claim to be an expert on Photoshop, or whatever app it is that does this, or celebrity living (though I'd love to learn) (about celebrity living), I've thought about this problem and have come up with a few ideas about how to fix it:

  • Have your assistant hire someone to Photoshop them for you, like other celebrities do.
  • Take a bunch of photos and only post the nicest-looking one. It is still sort of a lie.

I hope this helps. Thank you.

[image via Instagram]