Since the image of James Bond was first spotted on a beak-spouted jug c. 1802–1575 B.C., old white guys have given interviews to the Daily Mail wherein they state the character should be played by a straight white guy exclusively. This time: Roger Moore.

No need to throw a most heinous fit, dude. Check it out: Keanu Reeves himself totally swept up your lost credit card in a most spectacular fashion outside of the Daughter of God wrap party on Friday night. Bogus to bodacious. No way? Yes way!