On Sunday, I woke up promptly at 1:27 p.m. and decided to go to brunch in my neighborhood (Williamsburg, Brooklyn). Can you guess who was there? The actor Robert Pattinson.

FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson reportedly first bonded over a shared love a music. Later, they bonded over a shared love of dance. At last night’s Met Gala, we learned something new about the beautiful young couple: They share a love of the Met Gala, over which they bonded at the Met Gala.

The newly engaged Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs first bonded over a mutual love of music —we all know that for sure. However, did you know the couple also shares a love of dance?

After six months of dating, attending award shows, bonding over their love of music, and generally seeming like they enjoy each other's company, Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs have gotten engaged. Congratulations to the happy couple.

Aging storybook character Daniel Radcliffe is the second-richest young person under 30 in the U.K., according to Heat Magazine's annual list. Teen Twitter trend "One Direction" is number one. Uhh, wait a second, says Mister Potter: "Not that I care but I am definitely first!"

Robert Pattinson, chiseled face, handsome looker, frail bird, has moved on from the infidelities of his first love, mean girl Kristen Stewart, and reportedly taken a new romantic partner in British songwriter FKA Twigs. Well, maybe—that's just what we heard! How can anyone be sure?

In early May, Robert Pattinson mentioned that he might make a movie with Harmony Korine. Now Indiewire reports that the beautiful little bird's claim is gaining some traction.

Robert Pattinson, 28-year-old strong-jawed actor with a soft-jawed heart, has a new film out this week where the British permanent 5 o'clock shadow unleashes his real acting chops. The Rover has Pattinson roaming the Australian outback in a post-apocalyptic world, subtly muttering, "Has anyone seen my allergy pills?"

We have reached the beautiful zenith of absurd casting rumors: British tabloid Daily Star is reporting that Disney is considering Twilight brooder Robert Pattinson for their new Indiana Jones franchise. May we all be blessed with the vitriol this rumor being proven true will invite.