Aging storybook character Daniel Radcliffe is the second-richest young person under 30 in the U.K., according to Heat Magazine's annual list. Teen Twitter trend "One Direction" is number one. Uhh, wait a second, says Mister Potter: "Not that I care but I am definitely first!"

Radcliffe's net worth is $102.48 million, while One Direction—comprised of Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson—is worth $124.99 million. Radcliffe told the mag, "There's five of them! That doesn't count! Not that I care but I am definitely first!" Heat Magazine did not acknowledge the accuracy of that statement.

Wake up, Heat Magazine! Do the freakin' math! (Each One Direction member is worth about $25 million.)

Twilight star Robert Pattinson came in third, with $82.89 million.

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