Suburban father Ryan Reynolds is working through some of the typical challenges new dads face, like having to cut ties with a lifelong friend who tried to sell private family photos of Reynolds and Blake Lively in the delivery room with their daughter. Just dad things.

In Norse mythology, the goddess Snotra is “high and courteous.” In San Diego, the actress January Jones is rude. According to a Page Six “spy,” Ms. Jones made it known that she was not having a good time at a Comic-Con party for Ryan Reynolds’ terrible new movie Self/less this weekend.

It seems like every time you turn around these days, Ryan Reynolds is joking.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, plastic sex dolls who fell in love against all odds, have been playing the long game with their new (but now kind of old) baby girl's name. The simultaneously press-shy and press-starving couple have kept America and the Baby Name Critic on the edge of their seats by refusing to reveal the name of their faceless young one.

If you could tell Ryan Reynolds to do anything, what would it be?

As if making more Star Wars installments wasn't already enough of an affront to the original trilogy, classic villains are now taking promotional selfies too; the holidays will not be kind to Ryan Reynolds; Roseanne Barr has been offered the chance to do Vivid porn, which proves why no one really needs to pay for porn anymore; and Chris Hemsworth made out with someone pretending to be Natalie Portman in Thor, and no, it wasn't just that cheeky Loki.

If you haven't vomited on Ryan Reynolds yet, now is your chance; Angela Lansbury is on the case to change the title of the new Murder, She Wrote remake; Star Wars is looking for you to star in Star Wars VII; Joss Whedon has drawn the ire of feminists, while giving a speech in support of equality and feminism.