Jennifer Aniston’s wedding ring.

Did Jennifer Aniston’s fake wedding dress make a fool of you this weekend? You have my sympathies. No one likes to be made a fool, and the weekend is supposed to be your time.

Host Neil Patrick Harris welcomed Selma star David Oyelowo and Cake star Jennifer Aniston to the stage this evening with these words: "It's my pleasure to welcome two people who absolutely deserve to be here tonight: Jennifer Aniston and David Oyelowo!"

You might think that after suffering an Oscar snub, Jennifer Aniston would not be fine, but that would be very presumptuous of you, because as she states multiple times in a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, she's fine. She just wanted to murder William H. Macy one time, on the set of her non-Oscar nominated film Cake and she didn't, so it's fine.

The Hollywood Reporter confirms our scoop that Jennifer Aniston is, indeed, fine. The new issue promises a close look at all of the things Jen is O.K. with, including but not limited to: "her struggles with anger, her dyslexia, that Oscar snub," and her dead dog tattoo. "I know I have a bigger purpose," Jen says. She's fine.

Jennifer Aniston did not receive an Oscar nomination for Best Actress yesterday, but her friends Reese Witherspoon and Julianne Moore did. That's fine. Reese's and Julianne's nominations do not take away from the hard work that Jen did on her film Cake—really. Jen is fine.

The 87th Annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, and Jennifer Aniston did not receive one for her buzzed-about role in Cake, despite a long media campaign that culminated in a Golden Globes nod. How is Jen? Jen tells E! News she is "not going to torture" herself. Jen is fine.