Hey—ahh. Man, hey, um—look at this! Hey! Cameron Diaz’s husband Benji Madden from PacSun break room mid-day motivation band Good Charlotte got a new scalp tattoo—isn’t it good? [Nodding with eyes wide to convey the idea that you should do the same.] Hmm?

We all have our missions in this life. For some, their mission is to create. For others, their mission is to heal. For still others, their mission is to teach; that’s Kristin Cavallari’s mission—to teach about Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin got a star on her foot.

Former Disney starlet Demi Lovato just dropped a sick burn on a tattoo artist who was upset that Demi had someone else draw over her work. Under normal circumstances, a cover-up would be a sign of disrespect, but this is a special case because Lovato was 18 and drunk at the time. And because the tattoo looked like “an open vagina.”

Before Kristin Cavallari was writing book about heels and how to balance on them, she dated a famous actor: Nick Zano, former cast member of the WB's What I Like About You. It was 2006, Kristin was 20 years old, and she got his initials tattooed on the inside of her wrist.

Hard to believe it, but it's true: movie star Cameron Diaz has been married to Joel Madden's brother Benji Madden for almost two months. Time will tell if these two crazy kids are meant to live and love together for the rest of their natural lives, but Benji's confident—he has forever altered his chest with the beautiful scripted name in ink you see above.