Bad news for gay Americans who dream of rose ceremonies and finding love in hot tubs on network television: Juan Pablo Galavis, the latest Bachelor imbecile, believes a gay bachelor would be "too hard for TV," mostly because gays are "more perverts, in a sense."

Two days after Fox entertainment chairman Kevin Reilly eulogized the end of pilot season, CBS Entertainment chief Nina Tassler told reporters at TCA, "Pilot season isn't perfect…But pilot season does work for us." Yes, it totally works if you hate actual comedy and love laugh tracks.