Clowns of America International, the nation's largest clown club, spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about American Horror Story: Freak Show's clown problem. And, boy, is it ever a problem. (For professional clowns.)

Taking a page from the American Horror Story playbook, Lost creator J.J. Abrams has just released a teaser for his latest Bad Robot project, that tells you basically nothing while scaring the living shit out of you at the same time.