the-bachelor

The Bachelor Host Chris Harrison: Show The Bachelor Some Goddamn Respect

Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/28/15 05:20PM

Does Chris Harrison, the good-looking, charismatic host of the popular marriage competition television show The Bachelor, know that Lifetime has a series about the behind-the-scenes of a popular marriage competition television show? You better believe he does.

Is The Bachelor Host Chris Harrison a Sociopath?

Allie Jones · 01/05/15 02:47PM

Unflappable Invisalign® advert Chris Harrison has been hosting The Bachelor franchise for the past 13 years, during which time it appears he's lost the ability to engage in functional human relationships. He divorced his college sweetheart, Gwen, in 2012, and now says that making her the next Bachelorette would be "epic television."

​Bachelor Star Juan Pablo Galavis: Pervert Gays Don't Belong on TV

Lacey Donohue · 01/18/14 01:04PM

Bad news for gay Americans who dream of rose ceremonies and finding love in hot tubs on network television: Juan Pablo Galavis, the latest Bachelor imbecile, believes a gay bachelor would be "too hard for TV," mostly because gays are "more perverts, in a sense."