Ben Affleck will not be helping Adam Driver save Hannah from her OCD, and really, herself; The Walking Dead's Frank Darabont teaches a master class in how to express your disgust at being fired; Anchorman 2 must really be a steaming pile of shit, since they just made yet another lame marketing tie-in; and let's be honest, Almost Human is just Small Wonder set in a station house, right?

The Walking Dead beat Sunday Night Football's Colts versus Texans game last night (even though failing Texans quarterback Matt Schaub was benched!) 8.7 million viewers to 8.1 million. Which proves that the majority of America is still tuning in to see if this is the episode where someone finally just kills Carl.