Forty Days of Dating, the ever-grating performance art re-enactment of He's Just Not That Into You, will soon be coming to the literary world. Creators Timothy Goodman and Jessica Walsh, not content to keep their romantic misery to themselves, will be releasing a book chronicling the 40 days they spent in 2013 trying to bump uglies while letting the whole world watch.

Merely one month after signing with evil agency overlords CAA, the duo that made you hate love have sold the movie rights to their 40 Days of Dating blog to Warner Brothers.