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Breakdowns: Everyone Quit Watching TV, Perez Hilton Is Getting A Show

Beejoli Shah · 12/04/13 01:59PM

Perez Hilton finally achieved his goal of being famous, in the most ironic and exploitative way possible; Netflix is giving you the best Valentine's Day gift ever; the terrifying nightmares of your youth are back to haunt you; and Cats is being turned into a movie, because, Hollywood.

Breakdowns: George Lucas' First Directing Paycheck Was Just $2500

Beejoli Shah · 10/18/13 12:01PM

George Lucas' first directing paycheck is almost a tenth of a percent of his current one; Bryan Cranston is funny in a "you had to be there" kind of way; Paula Deen's portrait was hung at a Food Network event last night, and not just to be burned in effigy; Dreamworks is taking a page out of the Universal playbook and developing a crappy movie based on a cheap toy.