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It's easy to overlook Harvey Weinstein huffing and puffing and threatening legal action, because it's hard to deny an old man his simple pleasures, but his latest litigious tussle with Warner Brothers over The Hobbit profit participation may not just be Weinstein's audition tape to play Gollum in the final Hobbit film.

Batman may still be the hero that Gotham doesn't deserve, but his overlords at DC Comics will be packing up shop after 70 years in New York City, in search of honor, morality, and box office profits in Los Angeles.

Hollywood has long been a predictable place. Liked a movie? Here are its six sequels. Vampires are out? Don't worry, there are twenty werewolf movies and TV shows lurking around the corner. Faux fur application too costly? Let's resurrect the zombie genre!

Trouble With The Curve, Warner Brother's box office smash that turned then-unknown Justin Timberlake a household name (just kidding, it sucked), has come into some legal hot water: namely, over who should actually get credit for the film.

Merely one month after signing with evil agency overlords CAA, the duo that made you hate love have sold the movie rights to their 40 Days of Dating blog to Warner Brothers.

Disney offers up an alternative to the tedious task of watching movies; WME's head honcho has kicked off a health fad in LA to those who are still trying to recover from Pressed Juicery fatigue; and ohmygodohmygodohmygod more Harry Potter magic is coming back to theaters!