Kate Hudson, who allegedly fucked a Jonas Brother, appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night with Zooey Deschanel, who definitely named her baby Otter. That last part is neither here nor there—the Nick Jonas thing is what everybody wanted to talk about (on Watch What Happens Live).

Sea otters contain multitudes. They are both the smallest marine mammal and the largest member of the Mustelidae (weasel) family; they swim on their little tummies, but can also swim on their little backs; they are otters, and they are Zooey Deschanel’s daughter. But why? Well, I’ll tell you.

Zooey Deschanel gave birth to a doll-sized Edison bulb necklace three months ago. Rudely, none of us bothered to ask what she named it. Well, OK. Fine. If you’re going to be that way, completely detached from manners. Maybe you’ll never know what Zooe—Otter. Hmm, excuse me? Huh. Like I was sayi—Otter. What?

Screen-printed tote bag Zooey Deschanel is pregnant.