The New Coldplay Song Is Definitely About Banging Jennifer Lawrence
Last night, Coldplay released their new song “Adventure of a Lifetime.” Let’s all agree that this song is 100 percent about having sex with a young movie actress immediately after your divorce.
Here are some of the lyrics, via Rap Genius:
[Verse 1]
Turn your magic on, to me she’d say
Everything you want’s a dream away
We are legends, every day
That’s what she told him[Refrain]
Turn your magic on, to me she’d say
Everything you want’s a dream away
Under this pressure, under this weight
We are diamonds[Chorus 1]
I feel my heart beating
I feel my heart underneath my skin
I feel my heart beating
Oh, you make me feel
Like I’m alive again
Alive again
Oh, you make me feel
Like I’m alive again
“Turn your magic on, to me she’d say.” “Oh you make me feel like I’m alive again.” Now, here is a guy who is talking about screwing a hot young lady, specifically Jennifer Lawrence, who Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin dated immediately after separating from Gwyneth Paltrow, who is much older than Jennifer Lawrence.
In a statement, Coldplay’s label Parlophone described the new album thusly:
“Revitalized, they’ve made an album that’s bursting with energy, colour and big, life-affirming moments.”
The singer in this group had sex with a 25-year-old.
