Contrary to earlier reports, The 1975 singer Matt Healy is not dating Taylor Swift, I mean, honestly, are you insane? He's not. Matt told a radio station yesterday that his relationship with Taylor is "fake. It's all bloody fake. It's a farce!" Please, do not say that Matt Healy is dating Taylor Swift.

Matt explained:

We met each other, we exchanged numbers in the same way that a lot of people in this kind of world do, and we spoke occasionally. She's the biggest pop star in the world and I'm in Australia. There's no relationship or anything happening. It's just funny how people really, really buy into that.

She's the biggest pop star in the world, and he's in Australia. Do the math, people, seriously. There's no way. "It really didn't happen," Matt insisted.

It really didn't happen.

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