Which Chris Pratt Is Hotter: Dadbod or Rippedbod?
It’s the word on the lips of literally every single American, from the newest baby, to the most recently deceased corpse: dadbod. A guy with a gut. A man with flab to grab. According to the original dadbod text, this soft body type is “more human, natural, and attractive” than its perfectly sculpted counterpart. But do people outside of trend stories actually find dadbod hotter?
To answer this question, let’s examine a test case: actor Chris Pratt, who transformed from adorable schlub (the quintessential dadbod) to Properly Hot Man when it came time for him to become legitimately famous.
Which Pratt do you prefer? Please vote below, so we can teach our sons what to aspire to.
Demographic results will be revealed in a follow-up post.
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