The photo you see above is of a man holding an obscenely large catfish measuring nearly 9 feet in length and weighing 266 pounds. The man is wading in the Po Delta in Italy, where he says he caught the fish. He says that his name is Dino Ferrari. He does not say that his name is Jon Hamm.

We're not saying that "Dino Ferrari"—cousin of noted cured meats baron "Tony Pepperoni"—is an alias invented by the American actor Jon Hamm, who just so happens to play a man using a stolen identity professionally on television, so that he can catch Italian catfish in peace.

Are you saying that?

[image via Sportex Italia]