Two days ago, the actor Ashton Kutcher posted a photo of a baby girl on Instagram. His baby? Funny you should ask—a lot of people are wondering the same thing:

Pinecone covered in glitter for a forced arts & crafts project and longtime E! News anchor Giuliana Rancic announced yesterday that she would be leaving her highly-visible job to spend more time with her line of wines. Today, Page Six reports the real reason Rancic’s on her way out: Maria fucking Menounos.

In this world, there are leaders, and there are followers. Heroes and villains. Miles Tellers and pregnant ladies. The people who save other people in the ocean, and the people who are drowning. Sometimes, it’s hard to tell who’s who, as evidenced by a recent incident involving the actor Miles Teller in Miami.

Three agonizing weeks ago, we learned the terrible (possible) truth that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are taking a break from their relationship. We thought we knew it all, then—Us Weekly reported the pair was fighting “a lot” and hadn’t seen each other recently. But as with everything in Hollywood, the more you think you know, the more you see Emma Stone walking around carrying a bag with Andrew Garfield’s name on it.

The photo you see above is of a man holding an obscenely large catfish measuring nearly 9 feet in length and weighing 266 pounds. The man is wading in the Po Delta in Italy, where he says he caught the fish. He says that his name is Dino Ferrari. He does not say that his name is Jon Hamm.

This is the first photo from the set of Aaron Sorkin's Steve Jobs biopic, which finally started filming in January after being bounced from Sony to Universal—the reasons are complicated, but one of them involved a disagreement over which big-name actor should play the Apple founder. As you can see, the answer still hasn't been revealed.