It's Emmys time, on a Monday night in August. Why? Because NBC makes too much money airing football on Sundays in the fall to accommodate your needs. No matter! We're here, updating throughout the night with the ceremony's winners. Join us in the comments to air your grievances, cheer on your favorites, and make (good) jokes.

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy: Ty Burrell, Modern Family.

Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series: Louis CK, "So Did the Fat Lady," Louie.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Allison Janney, Mom.

Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series: Gail Mancuso, "Las Vegas," Modern Family.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Veep.

Outstanding Reality Competition Program: The Amazing Race.

Outstanding Writing in a Miniseries, Movie, or Dramatic Special: Steven Moffat, "The Last Vow," Sherlock.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or Movie: Kathy Bates, American Horror Story: Coven.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie: Martin Freeman, Sherlock.

Outstanding Directing for a Miniseries, Movie, or Dramatic Special: Colin Bucksey, "Buridan's Ass," Fargo.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie: Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie: Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven.

Outstanding Miniseries: Fargo.

Outstanding TV Movie: The Normal Heart.

Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special: Sarah Silverman, Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles.

Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special: Glenn Weiss, the 67th Annual Tony Awards.

Outstanding Variety, Music, or Comedy Series: The Colbert Report.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad.

Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series: Cary Koji Fukunaga, "Who Goes There," True Detective.

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad.

Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series: Moira Walley-Beckett, "Ozymandias," Breaking Bad.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Julianna Marguiles, The Good Wife.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad.

Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family.

Outstanding Drama Series: Breaking Bad.

[Art by Jim Cooke]