Doctor Who is turning into a Google Doodle game, so say goodbye to productivity this Friday; Hugh Jackman had a terrifying brush with cancer; Oprah and a former stripper have teamed up to write an HBO show; and the trailer for Nymphomaniac has blow jobs in it and yet manages to still not be sexy.

After weak starts, Deadline reports that half of Fox's Tuesday night comedy block have been put on hiatus. Due to low ratings, The Mindy Project and Dads will be bumped to make room for steady performer Glee. Tuesday night's will now be Glee in the first hour, followed by New Girl and freshman comedy Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

I'll reserve my judgments on the How I Met Your Dad spinoff for today, because this How I Met Your Mother coloring book to celebrate their 200th episode is excellent. The best part? The crayon colors, which come in punny shades that die-hard fans will adore, such as "Yellow Umbrella," "Slutty Pumpkin," and "Have Ya Met Red?"

Jimmy Fallon will be hosting the holiday episode of Saturday Night Live and his musical guest, and his musical guest is someone you might not have expected him to pair up with…yeah, no his musical guest is Justin Timberlake. Obviously.

At a Girls, Inc. charity luncheon yesterday, CBS President Nina Tassler announced that she would be releasing a collection of essays on feminism. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the book is going to be co-authored by journalist Cynthia Littleton. One little problem: Littleton is the editor in chief of Variety, specifically tasked with covering television. Conflict of interest?

Amy Poehler singing campy movie musical classics is one of the best things ever, tied for first place with everything else Poehler does; Sony will be cutting back its movies in favor of focusing on television; Monty Python wants you to like their new material as much as their classics; and Google Chromecast just added HBO Go to their list of offerings, giving some serious competition to Roku and AppleTV.

Hell hath no fury like a B-level director scorned.

It's handled. Shonda Rhimes, creator of Grey's Anatomy and Scandal, just signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster to release a book that's "part memoir, part presciption, part inspiration" about navigating her family life and a career. I'm in.

Variety's television critic Brian Lowry let slip a bizarre opinion this morning while reviewing Sarah Silverman's upcoming HBO comedy special We Are Miracles—namely, that because she's a woman, she shouldn't be "as dirty as the guys." Uh. What?

Kevin Spacey is taking a page from the Francis Underwood Negotiations Playbook; Channing Tatum is exercising his groin…for you; the greatest wedding of our time is well on its way; and you can now buy movies and shows you don't really want for a very expensive price from Comcast.

NBA's biggest douchebag with the dumbest self-appointed nickname can finally rest easy, knowing that his year-long campaign to turn his memoir into a TV show has finally come true. ESPN reports that Fox has purchased Three The Hard Way, based on Dwyane Wade's "memoir," A Father First: How My Life Became Bigger Than Basketball.

AMC FX has just ordered six episodes 13 episodes of a new show about the undead. The Walking Dead The Strain is about a virus outbreak sweeping the globe that turns humans into zombies vampires. Who said Hollywood didn't know how to innovate?

As expected, the battle between PMC's Jay Penske and Deadline creator and former editor Nikki Finke is far from over. The LA Times reports that Penske has now brought Finke to arbitration—a move many suspected was imminent, once Finke made plans to launch her own site, NikkiFinke.com.

Sarah Silverman shared some amazing words about female genitalia; you can now rent your favorite Bravo reality stars; the musical Justins spark international incidents: Timberlake by adding two concerts in notoriously homosexual-hating Russia, and Bieber by lying about hanging with Mexico's president.

You know what they say about too much of a good thing. Except in Hollywood, where too much of a good thing is never enough, yet in this case, inexplicably also a bad thing. Literally. NBC announced today a pilot order for Bad Judge, a comedy starring Kate Walsh about a judge who is, well, bad. The pickup comes hot on the heels of other Bad projects in film and TV: Bad Teacher, Bad Grandpa, Bad Santa, even Bad Lieutenant.

Skyler White is getting a fresh start on Fox. The Breaking Bad actress was just cast in the American remake of BBC's event series Broadchurch, as a detective who was passed over for a promotion just as a grisly new case pops up.

Universal's The Best Man Holiday made headlines this past weekend, opening this weekend to decent reviews, an extremely rare A+ rating on CinemaScore, and excellent box office numbers: $30.6 million, a close second to Marvel's Thor: Dark World, which earned $35.8 million in its second weekend. But films featuring predominantly black casts have been performing well for years, so why the hell are reporters still so shocked when a "black film" succeeds at the box office?

Almost four years after Brittany Murphy was found dead in her Hollywood home of natural causes, new details are pointing to the fact that the Clueless star may have been murdered instead. The Examiner reports that toxicology testing was finally done on Murphy's hair, blood and tissue samples, and presented 10 heavy metals that were all present in quantities well above the World Health Organization's high exposure level.

Ben Affleck will not be helping Adam Driver save Hannah from her OCD, and really, herself; The Walking Dead's Frank Darabont teaches a master class in how to express your disgust at being fired; Anchorman 2 must really be a steaming pile of shit, since they just made yet another lame marketing tie-in; and let's be honest, Almost Human is just Small Wonder set in a station house, right?