Known Chicago hater Kristin Cavallari recently posted a photo of herself sticking out her tongue while wearing a Chicago Bears t-shirt:

In an interview with E! News last year, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari revealed her go-to accessories. They are a “Tory Burch gold bracelet” and a “rose gold Michael Kors watch.”

Kristin Cavallari is many things: a wife, mother, jewelry designer, CEO of the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, and now, an electric toothbrush salesman. She’s loving the galactic trend:

Attention web people: Kristin Cavallari has made an official Facebook page. One of her first posts is a photo of a muffin and glass of creamy, speckled something:

This past Sunday in Chicago, comedian and long suit enthusiast Steve Harvey held a taping for a two-hour special of his eponymous daytime program. The theme of the show was “What Men Really Think,” and to that end, Harvey packed 2,000 dudes into a theatre downtown. And those men, according to several attendees, did their jobs, calling female guests bitches, hounding them with catcalls, howls, and whistles, and lobbing homophobic slurs at one man in the audience.

Jennifer Aniston’s wedding ring.

Have you ever seen a pair of Secret Bangs™ in the wild?

Megan Fox, who’s starring in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel*, has dumped Brian Austin Green, who starred in the original Beverly Hills 90210. Us Weekly reports that the married couple decided to split six months ago, but Fox, 29, officially separated from Green, 42. They were together for 11 years and married for five.

Exactly one month and two days ago, I placed an online order for one pair of Secret Bangs™, a product which Kristin Cavallari has endorsed on social media and in an infomercial. Secret Bangs™ are synthetic bangs attached to a headband (the secret). They cost $29.99 per pair and look like this:

Mark Wahlberg, actor and producer best known for having within him the ability to have stopped the attacks of 9/11 and also for assaulting a Vietnamese man, is not the man you thought he was.

Below is an Instagram photo of Kristin Cavallari holding Paula Hawkins’ novel The Girl on the Train, which debuted at number one on the New York Times fiction bestseller list in February.

Did Jennifer Aniston’s fake wedding dress make a fool of you this weekend? You have my sympathies. No one likes to be made a fool, and the weekend is supposed to be your time.

Here is an incomplete list of the guests Taylor Swift has welcomed to the stage so far during her 1989 tour: Gigi Hadid, Lorde, Serayah McNeill from Empire, Lena Dunham, the U.S. Women’s soccer team, the girl group Little Mix, the girl group Fifth Harmony, and...Julia Roberts and Joan Baez!

Memphis Grizzlies forward Matt Barnes is very good friends with Rihanna and, not bragging, but they’re basically dating now, Matt Barnes told TMZ recently. Uhh—no, reports Rihanna.

Though her alleged romance with Ben Affleck has (allegedly) ended, the Afflecks’ former nanny Christine Ouzounian has not given up on love. In fact, she’s prepared to shit where she eats again: Page Six reports Ouzounian is interested in a job as The Bachelorette on the dating reality show The Bachelorette.

What should you wear this fall? Kristin Cavallari’s got an idea.

In a recent post on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, app founder Kristin Cavallari revealed the hot new fashion item she’ll be wearing next season. “From morning meetings to evening drinks,” she writes, this trend is fire. Can you guess what it is?

Two nights ago, former reality TV star and fledgling memoirist Kristin Cavallari shared something personal with the world: she dreams. To illustrate this revelation, she posted a photo on Instagram of a bottle with a message inside. (The message: “Dream.”)

If you were Khloe Kardashian, through some kind of arcane Freaky Friday-ass blessing/curse, your first order of business would be to fly to Chipotle on a private jet with your crafty, beardy new boyfriend. Yes it would. Don’t you lie to me.