“You want the truth?” Jack Nicholson, as Col. Nathan R. Jessup, famously asked in A Few Good Men. “You can’t handle the truth!” Classic. Robert De Niro wasn’t in that movie, but I bet you can picture him saying that quote, too. And that’s what this post is about: the truth.
This week, Kristin Cavallari posted a recipe for “homemade coconut kefir”—something you eat—on Instagram. “It’s so easy,” Kristin says.
Coolest girls Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer, BFFs since that one time they met on vacation, did a cool thing: they danced on Billy Joel’s piano while he played “Uptown Girl” at Wrigley Field Thursday night, which is quite similar to the ending of Amy Schumer’s film Trainwreck (still in theaters, I think?). Too crazy and cool!
Last night, during her fifth and final 1989 performance at Los Angeles’s Staples Center, Taylor Swift brought to the stage Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: a singer-songwriter; a pretend woman your mother likes from television; your result in multiple BuzzFeed quizzes. They sang “Smelly Cat,” Buffay-Hannigan’s most well-known tune.
It’s Elizabeth.
“Just a little green, like the color when the spring is born. There’ll be crocuses to bring to school tomorrow. Just a little green.” Joni Mitchell once sang that about Jared Leto’s hair. Now what’s she singing? A different tune, no doubt.
Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is a man of many hats: actor, founding member of the Pussy Posse, newsboy cap, environment, models, 1Oak nightclub, Richie Akiva, movie producer, etc., etc. But did you know that he is also a rapper, or that he rapped once at least? It’s true—allegedly.
Tyga, a mostly pitiful rapper who only became famous because his cousin is the dude from the Gym Class Heroes, has managed to extend his time in our short lives by latching onto Kylie Jenner, the youngest sister to the Kardashians. Jenner recently turned 18; she was 17 when the two started dating. After months of stopping himself from rapping about having sex with his at-one-point underage girlfriend, Tyga finally broke.
Chance is the ultimate boot for fall, according to Kristin Cavallari, who wrote in the caption of an Instagram post today, “Chance is the ultimate boot for fall.”
George and Amal just won’t quit.
Multiple outlets reported over the weekend that, beginning in March 2016, tumultuous pop group One Direction will go on a temporary, year-long hiatus. The boys allegedly won’t tour after the release of their fifth album and will instead focus on solo projects. Then, finally, after they’ve gotten this rotten, lust-driven desire out of their system, they’ll come back together as god intended as the group One Direction...or will they?
