If recent months have taught us anything, it’s that the Kardashians—a family whose daily comings and goings are documented more thoroughly than the Obamas’—are able to conceal secrets more securely than the most secret shadow branches of the C.I.A., until such time as TV ratings require their reveal. This week, the world learned that Kim Kardashian was pregnant. But when did Kim Kardashian learn that?

Fresh off the well-timed cancellation of her much-anticipated Great Escape tour, rapper and white walker Iggy Azalea has gotten engaged. Congrats! May you and your future husband, Lakers guard/forward Nick Young, have a fulfilling life together. Except for one thing.

The lost son of the Kardashian family, Rob, was apparently not informed that his stepfather Caitlyn Jenner would be debuting her new look on the cover of Vanity Fair until after the fact. When Rob’s sister Kim sent him a photo of the cover, he replied, “Who is this woman?”

Vanity Fair revealed Caitlyn Jenner’s cover this morning and, soon after, Jessica Lange’s name began trending on Twitter. Hello, Jessica Lange!

Spring’s dramatic weather fluctuations have lately made dressing difficult for some—but Kristin Cavallari’s style is only getting more stylish and good. We think. We thought? Who knows; let’s ask People.

Have you ever visited Robert Downey Jr. in one of his rental homes while he’s on location for a film and thought, “Huh. I don’t think I’ve ever been here before, but it feels so familiar.” Maybe you thought, “I’m having total ‘déjà vu’ right now, if you’re familiar with the concept.” Well, there’s a simple reason for that.

The watershed profile that accompanies Caitlyn Jenner’s debut on the cover of Vanity Fair paints a picture of a woman who is happy, healthy, and “finally free” to live her life on her terms. But of course, the path to liberation was long, winding, and hard—and not everything in Jenner’s personal life is perfect.

Notable tough guy Anthony Bourdain will stop at nothing when it comes to tough guy acts. Would he eat the raw heart of a newly dead field mouse served over rosemary couscous? Yes. What about using snake venom as a chaser for a tasty cold brew? No problem. Would Bourdain travel to Malaysia to receive a hand-tap tattoo on his chest? Come on, big guy, need you even ask?

Caitlyn Jenner, the Olympic athlete and Kardashian parent formerly known as Bruce, made her debut on the cover of Vanity Fair today, shot by Annie Leibowitz. This is the first time she has appeared in public as a woman, and damn, she looks great.

CBS President and CEO Les Moonves, the man responsible for putting “The Big Bang Theory” inside your home where children can see it, is the highest-paid executive in television. He also recently refused to tip this parking valet because he only had large bills.

Here’s a problem: Mila Kunis’ stalker Stuart Lynn Dunn escaped from a mental health facility in Pomona, California, this weekend, and he’s yet to be found. According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, Dunn made an “unauthorized departure” from the facility around 8 p.m. Saturday. Kunis has been notified (that her worst nightmare has come true).

Apparently Kanye West has a new project with Kim Kardashian dropping in the next nine months—lets just hope their second baby turns out better than Yeezus.

Yesterday, we noted that Kristin Cavallari is selling two new jewelry items with mysterious names. One is called “Little Brown Around,” the other, “Little Squiggle.” What do these names mean? What exactly is Kristin selling?

“There’s a ton” of new Kristin Cavallari-branded jewelry available for purchase online today, according to Kristin. Two new items from her line called Emerald Duv—pronunciation unknown—are especially exciting. One is called “Little Brown Around,” the other, “Little Squiggle.” Can you guess what they are?

Iggy Azalea, comin’ straight outta Mullumbimby crack rock to the pop-pop or whatever, has finally thrown in the towel on her embattled Great Escape Tour, she announced in a public statement today. All dates will be canceled, and money will be refunded to anyone who paid to see ... whatever this is:

Dustin “Screech” Diamond, child star turned adult-alleged-stabber, is currently on trial in Port Washington, Wisc., accused of knifing a dude in the hand during a Christmas Day bar scuffle. His defense got off to a great start Wednesday when the judge ordered his attorney, Thomas Alberti, to remove the message “good luck to Dustin and Amanda” (Screech’s fiancée) painted on the rear window of his car.

Yesterday I woke up confused, like I’d been bludgeoned with a turquoise bangle in my sleep. It turns out that I was just remembering a blog post on People’s website titled, “9 Reasons Kristin Cavallari Is Even More Stylish Than We Thought.” Is she? Even more stylish than we thought? Please hand me two baby aspirin and we’ll discuss.

We brought you a story earlier this week, via TMZ, about actor Jeremy Renner crashing a wedding in Houston, Texas and hitting up the open bar. His publicist, Susan Patricola, reached out to us shortly after. She was unhappy!

Last week, conservative political activist and reality star Josh Duggar admitted that, as a teenager, he molested several underage girls—including some of his sisters. The admission was confirmation of a longstanding and widely circulated rumor about the 19 Kids and Counting family, and it’s not the only tale out there.