As we reported yesterday, soon(ish)-to-be author Kristin Cavallari has a new job, which is talking about how much she loves her Hoover® Cordless Vacuum.

In a new Rolling Stone profile, The Weeknd talks about his first time meeting Taylor Swift. As it turns out, hanging out with her sounds like a huge chore, especially if you have hair that is different than her own:

Kate Hudson, who allegedly fucked a Jonas Brother, appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night with Zooey Deschanel, who definitely named her baby Otter. That last part is neither here nor there—the Nick Jonas thing is what everybody wanted to talk about (on Watch What Happens Live).

Sea otters contain multitudes. They are both the smallest marine mammal and the largest member of the Mustelidae (weasel) family; they swim on their little tummies, but can also swim on their little backs; they are otters, and they are Zooey Deschanel’s daughter. But why? Well, I’ll tell you.

Kristin Cavallari is full of surprises, one of them being that “the family of Hoover® Cordless vacuums helps Kristin stay in front of every mess and focus on what’s really important—family, work and football!”

In a new interview with GQ’s Zach Baron, Jaden Smith talks about his other interview. You know the one.

Zooey Deschanel gave birth to a doll-sized Edison bulb necklace three months ago. Rudely, none of us bothered to ask what she named it. Well, OK. Fine. If you’re going to be that way, completely detached from manners. Maybe you’ll never know what Zooe—Otter. Hmm, excuse me? Huh. Like I was sayi—Otter. What?

Drake reminds me of Showgirls. He’s so over-the-top, so ridiculously dorky that he has to realize what he’s doing. And yet, self-awareness is a rare commodity—even when your self is a commodity—that it’s impossible to say for sure where intention rules and uncontrollable, ridiculous-looking expression supersedes. The great thing about Showgirls isn’t that it’s so bad it’s good, it’s that it’s so outrageous it’s practically unbelievable and yet it still exists. So is Drake at his most entertaining.

What do dads say? Probably something like, “The game’s on!” Right? Another classic thing dads say is: “Ask your mother.” You can hear it now. Or maybe they say, “GET OFF THE LINE!” if they need to use the phone for business, and here you are talking to your friend about what? Nothing. But what do dads say if they see your penis and it’s big?

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book all about her life and opinions hits shelves in 233 days, is currently pregnant with her third child. Since she announced this news on her app, Kristin has provided the public with several images of her “baby bump” via Instagram. Here are three.

Strong-jawed supermodel Hilary Rhoda married former hockey player and Dancing with the Stars contestant Sean Avery in a beautiful outdoor ceremony in the Hamptons last weekend. According to Page Six, she did not relax the next day. [SEE UPDATE BELOW]

This spring, Jay Z premiered his overly-ambitious and arguably ill-advised music streaming service, Tidal. And turns out he’s got about as much faith in it as the next guy—which is to say not at all.

Yesterday, we asked the question at least one person wants to know the answer to: Where is Kristin Cavallari now? British tabloid Now has the answer.

The British tabloid Now asks: “The Hills stars—where are they now?” That’s right: Now has the scoop on where Kristin Cavallari—former star of The Hills—is now. Where is that?

Trust—it’s a hard thing to earn, but damn if it’s not an easy thing to lose. No one knows this better than Bradley Cooper, an outrageous Hollywood liar who once claimed to have “worked for most of” his life as a cook.

Kristin Cavallari, who, by participating in the MTV reality shows Laguna Beach and The Hills, has risen to a level of celebrity that’s afforded her the opportunity to write a book about her life that will be sold for money, would not like to be dragged into that shit anymore, Us Weekly.

Before my screening of Crimson Peak, the new movie from visionary director Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy, Pacific Rim), a sheet labeled “Foreword” was distributed to the attending writers. Here is what it said, in full:

Nick Jonas, Jonas Brother, and Kate Hudson, not a groupie but a band aid, have been spotted hanging out together multiple times over the last few weeks—at brunch, at clubs, even at Disneyland. Are they also having sex at or near those places?

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing in Heels (formerly titled Balancing on Heels) hits shelves in 237 days, has an announcement: All “Emerald Duv” rings are now $10 and under.

Though you can watch them together every Monday at 8/7c on CBS, Big Bazinga co-stars Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki are NOT secretly dating, despite some gossip reports that said they were. Horse friend Kaley put rumormongers on blast last night by stating clearly on Instagram that she and Johnny are “just the best of buds.”