Bethenny Frankel, a former Real Housewife of New York, is an adult human being, but would appear to weigh as much as a child human being. So as a joke, Frankel posed for a photo (that she later uploaded to her Instagram account) wearing her four-your-old daughter Bryn's Hello Kitty pajamas. The judge in her divorce proceedings from her husband doesn't like the joke, though: She told her to only wear clothes made for adults.

Leonardo DiCaprio has reportedly bowed out of the role of Steve Jobs in Danny Boyle's upcoming Steve Jobs biopic. It is truly a sad day for anyone who likes to see Leonardo DiCaprio in movies, regardless of whether or not he is right for the part. Who will take his place?

American Sniper, Clint Eastwood's latest jingoistic drama, stars (a plump!) Bradley Copper as Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the U.S. military's deadliest sniper ever. Looks tense. This Oscar-bait (so says Vulture) might be just the kind of moral bludgeoning you need when it comes out this Christmas: The trailer interpolates images of Cooper holding and crying with his baby and Sienna Miller as he trains his crosshairs on a woman and a child with a bomb. Fun fact: Steven Spielberg was originally set up to direct this movie, but then he changed his mind.

Take a second, close your eyes, and picture Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. What are they doing? Snogging? Ugh. It is so typical you to picture Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio doing something they've never done, not even once in their entire lives.

Whoopi Goldberg, Mel Gibson defender and America's foremost differentiator between "rape" and "rape-rape," sees no problem with yesterday's racist "watermelon toothpaste" cartoon in the Boston Herald. After all, she uses watermelon toothpaste!

On Tuesday at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, California, a sweet little baby girl popped out of the beautiful Mila Kunis's shredded vagina. What is the baby's name?

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Though the sun has set on summer 2014's most explosive feud—Tia Mowry Vs. Charlize Theron, Re: Being Rude at SoulCycle—the Autumn breeze has blown in a warm little update: Charlize is allegedly still cycling, and allegedly still being super rude about it.

This weekend, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin hosted a birthday party for human Pilates machine Gwyneth Paltrow, his estranged wife. Last week, Gwyn had a "friendly lunch" with Chris's new girlfriend, Jennifer Lawrence. When will these people be normal and leave each other the fuck alone?

As they did for the Toronto Film Festival, film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the New York Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. The first dispatch includes Foxcatcher, starring Channing Tatum, Mark Ruffalo, and Steve Carell in a dramatic role.

It was only last year that Amanda Bynes—tossing bongs out of windows, lighting dogs on fire—was briefly one of the most unpredictable celebrities in America. But last September she entered into rehab and since then she's only been in the press on her own terms. That is, until today: TMZ is reporting that Bynes was picked up for a DUI early this morning.

Details surrounding George Clooney and his fiancee Amal Alamuddin's upcoming wedding in Venice, Italy have been released and—even for the most wedding-fatigued among us—(me)—it sounds like it's going to be fun and fancy. We should go!

R.I.P. Miles Teller. According to an interview in W Magazine, his role in dystopian teen blockbuster Divergent made him dead inside. He will be remembered by some.

For the second time in just two days, Keanu Reeves was host to a home intruder who entered his Los Angeles home through an open door.

This is what dreams are made of: Hilary Duff is officially down to reprise her best (only) role as everyone's favorite middle school sensation Lizzie McGuire. Duff told the Huffington Post, "My schedule is a little busy right now. But um…why not?" Haha yeah she's super busy but you know, why not.

Kenan Thompson, the longest tenured black actor on Saturday Night Live in the show's history, will leave the sketch comedy show at the end of this current season, TMZ reports.

Clay Aiken, former American Idol contestant who you sort of remember, current Democratic nominee in North Carolina's 2nd congressional district, has some thoughts about the recent celebrity nude photo hacking scandal. Wanna hear 'em?

Rich and famous people have all the time in the world. What to do in a given afternoon? Shop? Get a smoothie? Get sushi? Walk the dog? Go to the gym? Go to the park? Go to the beach? Swim? Get on a plane? Rent a yacht? Talk to ghosts? Talk to ghosts. Kate Hudson talks to ghosts.

Downton Abbey, have you heard of it? Yes, Kim Kardashian would like to be on it, please. Thanks!

Three backup dancers who took part in Cher's "Dressed to Kill" tour are now suing her, claiming they were wrongfully fired, the Telegraph reports.