John Cleese Viciously Insults Taylor Swift's "Irreparably Damaged" Cat
Aleksander Chan · 10/13/14 12:57PMJohn Cleese made fun of Taylor Swift's cat Olivia Benson on the Graham Norton Show last week. Which is a huge mistake, John Cleese! Taylor Swift is someone with a demonstrated history of not being able to handle gentle ribbing on talk/awards shows, despite her proclamation to "shake it off." You know what you get for making fun of Taylor Swift? A song written about you that gets played everywhere and listened to by everyone who knows it's about you, man. The fallout from being the subject of a Taylor Swift song is not something to joke about: No one has seen Jake Gyllenhaal in two years; Harry Styles is being photographed vomiting on the side of the road.
Bill Hader Leads SNL to Its Lowest-Rated Episode Ever
Aleksander Chan · 10/13/14 10:51AMJessie J: Ariana Grande Not a Diva, "Not At All," Nope, Nope, Nope
Allie Jones · 10/13/14 10:03AMBilly Eichner Puts Burger King on Blast for Ripping Off His Act in Ad
Aleksander Chan · 10/13/14 07:35AMHas Cameron Diaz Agreed to Live and Die With Benji Madden?
Kelly Conaboy · 10/10/14 01:57PMAs we are all well aware, Cameron Diaz—celebrity—and Benji Madden—second-most-famous Madden brother in early-2000s PacSun tribute group Good Charlotte—are dating. Rumors arose in July that the couple might (somehow) be on the path to marriage, and today People reports that they may have taken the first step.
Nielsen: We've Been Getting TV Ratings Wrong Since March
Aleksander Chan · 10/10/14 12:46PMNielsen, the far-too-powerful institution that measures television ratings—and by association, is the governing body by which hundreds of thousands working in the television industry are beholden to for their very livelihood—announced today a major fuck-up: A system error has resulted in faulty ratings reports since March of this year.
"Dude. I'm Sorry": Shia LaBeouf Apologizes to Cop He Spit On
Allie Jones · 10/10/14 09:49AMHaunted beardo Shia LaBeouf kicked off his "I'm normal now, LOL" tour today on The Ellen Show, where he claimed he's been behaving badly for the past year or so because his parents never loved him. He's also "sorry" about that time he spit on a cop. "That's a no-no," he admitted.
George Clooney Takes You to Tomorrowland in Soothing New Trailer
Kelly Conaboy · 10/09/14 01:53PMBritt Robertson goes to a wheat field for a sec (she touched a pin—you'll see) while George Clooney speaks soothingly about "a secret place where nothing was impossible" in the new teaser trailer for Disney's upcoming feature Tomorrowland.
Ariana Grande and Big Sean Suck Face on Spooooooky Roller Coaster Ride
Allie Jones · 10/09/14 12:57PMPaula Patton Files for Divorce, Robin Thicke Has Another Shitty Day
Kelly Conaboy · 10/09/14 11:45AMJoaquin Phoenix and Inherent Vice's Wild Ride: NYFF Dispatch Two
Sara Black McCulloch and Fariha Roísín · 10/09/14 08:47AMFilm writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the New York Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. The second dispatch includes Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice, starring Joaquin Phoenix in adaptation of Thomas Pynchon's book of the same title.
Gwyneth Paltrow "Psyched" to Fight Martha Stewart to the Death
Allie Jones · 10/08/14 10:44AMNow You Can Buy Kylie Jenner's Horrific Hair Extensions
Allie Jones · 10/07/14 04:28PMSarah Jessica Parker Found That $4,700 Check You Lost, Thank God
Allie Jones · 10/07/14 01:33PMAlex Rodriguez Is a Sucker Who Bought Meryl Streep's Tiny-Ass Pool
Jordan Sargent · 10/07/14 12:13PM:Grimace Emoji:
Aleksander Chan · 10/07/14 09:21AMHow Is Justin Bieber Dating So Many Girls in Paris
Allie Jones · 10/06/14 03:22PMIn the love rhombus that is Justin Bieber's life, there are many brown-haired players. Last night, piss baby Bieber Instagrammed and then deleted a pic of his on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez. Is he just trying to get her back after maybe hooking up with a Kardashian and a French lady in Paris?
Did Saturday Night Live Rip Off This Sketch From the Groundlings?
Aleksander Chan · 10/06/14 12:04PMMembers of the Groundlings improv comedy troupe have accused Saturday Night Live—where a number of Groundlings alums have gone on to be cast members and hosts—of stealing a sketch idea that aired during this past Saturday's episode with host Sarah Silverman.
The Newsroom Is Still On
Jordan Sargent · 10/03/14 03:00PMEventually this show will no longer be on TV. Stay strong.