Instagram's Underage Kardashian Love Triangle: My Conspiracy Theory
Allie Jones · 10/17/14 12:07PMSeventeen-year-old Kylie Jenner, the youngest reality star in the Kardashian clan, has been rumored to be dating a much older rapper, Tyga, for weeks now. But last night, Tyga's ex posted pics on Instagram suggesting that she's back together with him. Are Tyga and Kylie just friends? Or is that what Kris Jenner wants you to think?
Dane Cook Admits He's Fucked "A Few Hundred" of His Groupies
Aleksander Chan · 10/17/14 11:58AMEbola Outbreak Spreads to TV with New Ridley Scott Series
Aleksander Chan · 10/17/14 08:09AMAccording to the Hollywood Reporter, director Ridley Scott, along with producer Lynda Obst, is developing an Ebola outbreak limited series for Fox TV Studios based on Richard Preston's best-selling high school reading assignment The Hot Zone. Preston will apparently have a new story in this week's New Yorker about the virus' spread from West Africa to the U.S.
Sad: Channing Tatum Says He's Not a "Very Smart Person"
Allie Jones · 10/16/14 03:40PMHalle Berry's Ex-Boyfriend Has Cracked the Code to Life
Jordan Sargent · 10/16/14 01:29PMGlenn Close Spent Childhood in a "Violently Anti-Intellectual" Cult
Kelly Conaboy · 10/16/14 12:49PMCara Delevingne to Lucky Fan: "Gimme a Kiiiisssss"
Allie Jones · 10/16/14 11:06AMChelsea Handler: Jason Biggs Peed On My Face
Aleksander Chan · 10/16/14 08:21AMYour mean neighbor, Chelsea Handler, regaled the story of pale oaf Jason Biggs peeing on her face as she clung to boat in the heavy tide of the ocean. "I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle," she said on Conan last night.
No More District in New Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Teaser
Kelly Conaboy · 10/16/14 07:36AMPut down your cereal spoon and tell mom to puh-leeze get out of your room—you need a minute, plus this is America and you're supposed to have some privacy—because the new Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 teaser has arrived! And District 12 is destroyed, oh no!
Is Robin Thicke the Newest Member of Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse?
Kelly Conaboy · 10/15/14 03:16PMWow Rude: Chris Noth Called Carrie Bradshaw "Such a Whore"
Allie Jones · 10/15/14 02:55PMClown Club Unhappy With American Horror Story's Clown Portrayal
Kelly Conaboy · 10/15/14 11:39AMJennifer Garner Gave Up Her Life of Streaking to Hire Goat Gardeners
Aleksander Chan · 10/15/14 11:38AMJennifer Garner, who used to wear wigs on Alias, has presumably been sitting on the story of her life as an avid streaker for years now, based on the enthusiasm and faux aw-shucks she brought to Conan last night. I'm promoting two movies, she probably said to herself in her dressing room mirror. I can finally tell this story...
Bono Is Sorry U2 Infected Your Phone With Their New Album
Aleksander Chan · 10/15/14 08:35AMRatings Screwup Ruins ABC News' Victory Against Brian Williams
Aleksander Chan · 10/14/14 01:30PMOverpowered TV ratings tabulator Nielsen admitted to fucking up months and months of ratings last week and told broadcast networks that they would re-crunch the numbers. In those updated numbers, CNN reliable source Brian Stelter reports, ABC World New Tonight's hard-fought ratings victory over NBC Nightly News and Brian Williams' jawline wasn't a win after all.
Brad Pitt: I Don't Feel Safe Without a Gun in the House
Aleksander Chan · 10/14/14 12:32PMAngelina Jolie's 50-year-old husband, Brad Pitt, loves guns. He told British radio and television weekly Radio Times that his father "instilled" in him "a profound and deep respect for the weapon" (guns). And apparently at a young age: He bragged to the magazine that he had a shotgun by the time he turned six and was firing handguns by age eight.
Kesha Says Star Producer Dr. Luke Sexually, Physically Abused Her
Jordan Sargent · 10/14/14 12:30PMThe music producer Dr. Luke—pictured above second from right—has been the engine behind inescapable hits from artists like Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, but he never worked more closely with an artist than he did with pop star Kesha, eight of whose nine singles he wrote and co-produced. But rather than a close artistic partnership, Kesha alleges in a new lawsuit, their relationship was dangerous and predatory.
Amy Poehler Used to Play Ping-Pong All Night While Geeked on Blow
Jordan Sargent · 10/14/14 12:11PMShia LaBeouf Was a Drunk-Ass Mess When He Got Kicked Out of Cabaret
Aleksander Chan · 10/14/14 08:42AMProfessional public spectacle Shia LaBeouf was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and pursuant to the celebrity debacle news cycle, he recounted his June night of drunken misbehavior like it was a hilarious anecdote that anyone could relate to. His story of that night involves: The World Cup, drinking, chasing down a homeless marine, more drinking, being invited to see Cabaret, even more drinking, groping a man's ass, more drinks, and spitting on a cop's shoe.