The Hills star Audrina Patridge cried on the streets of Hollywood Saturday night after a Halloween party (Glee star Matthew Morrison's) went south. Her costume: "leather." Her complaint(s): Uber was late and her contacts hurt. Sounds like your Saturday night!

Film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the New York Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. The fourth dispatch includes Alex Ross Perry's Listen Up Philip, Alejandro G. Iñárritu's Birdman and Laura Poitras' Citizenfour.

In all the talk about pictures of Renée Zellweger, and how we shouldn't be talking about pictures of Renée Zellweger, one voice had been noticeably absent: Spencer Pratt's. Unfortunately, Spencer Pratt still hasn't spoken publicly about any pictures of Renée Zellweger. His wife did, though!

Sinewy stress dream Gwyneth Paltrow has been back on the market again after consciously uncoupling from Coldplay's Chris Martin. Martin's got J-Law now, so Gwyn is hooking up with a guy named Brad. Not Pitt. Allegedly.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo mother "Mama" June Shannon denies the alleged relationship between herself and convicted child molester Mark McDaniel in a video she uploaded to her daughter Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson's Facebook page. TLC cancelled their show today and announced that the episodes filmed for the show's forthcoming season will not air.

In her new memoir, Watch Me, 63-year-old actress Anjelica Huston writes that her ex-boyfriend Ryan O'Neal brutally assaulted her at a Beverly Hills party in the late 1970s after she didn't immediately return from the bathroom. "He turned on me, grabbed me by the hair and hit me in the forehead with the top of his skull," she writes.

Some real estate listings are good, some are bad. Some tell the truth, some lie. Some don't have dicks in them, others do. None of them are perfect, except this one-photo listing for the L.A. compound Sheryl Crow just sold for $11 million.

TLC has opted to cancel their hit Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in the wake of news that the show's matriarch, June Shannon, is in a relationship with a convicted child molester, TMZ reports. The network had already filmed an entire new season of episodes; none of them will air.

Courtney Love and Dave Grohl, two souls floating through life forever tethered by the death of Kurt Cobain and the hope of regained relevancy, reportedly have a $10,000 bet about who "can get the most strippers." OK!

Aging storybook character Daniel Radcliffe is the second-richest young person under 30 in the U.K., according to Heat Magazine's annual list. Teen Twitter trend "One Direction" is number one. Uhh, wait a second, says Mister Potter: "Not that I care but I am definitely first!"

Keanu Reeves, no stranger to finding odd beings floating around his house, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and spoke about a ghost—or possibly just a ghost's jacket—he saw as a child. Just in time for Halloween!

It is not surprising that Joan Rivers, upon the time of her death, was rich. She worked in Hollywood for 40-something years, and maniacally at that. But according to Us Weekly she was obscenely rich.

No, it wasn't your mind playing tricks on you. That warm touch you felt on your cheek last night, when no one was around? It wasn't a ghost. It wasn't the wind. It wasn't a little bug that sneaked in through a crack in the window screen. Your instinct was right, what you felt was true: somewhere in Los Angeles, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow touched.

Sad dad of eight Jon Gosselin's downward spiral is still going. Today, his old landlord Linda Eways tells Star that after he got evicted for missing rent payments, Gosselin left a poor, tiny kitten in his rural Pennsylvania house and booked it out of there. "What I found completely shocked and infuriated me," Eways says.

Porcelain wunderkind Taylor Swift dropped another song from her forthcoming album 1989 Tuesday night on Canadian iTunes—"Track 3" is eight seconds of ambient bliss.

In Los Angeles, accidentally working out near movie stars is considered especially common. Today, my friend exercised next to Shia LaBeouf, who was wearing jeans, for an hour. This is her story.

Film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the New York Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. The third dispatch includes David Fincher's Gone Girl, Josh and Ben Safdie's What Heaven Knows and Nick Broomfield's Tales of the Grim Sleeper.

Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is looking forward to being a Real Housewife of Fun! Jail, according to her legal crisis manager, who just quit. Wendy Feldman tells E! News she dropped Giudice as a client after she asked a judge to send her to the Orange Is the New Black prison.

The story of how grizzled vagabond Shia LaBeouf was arrested by police for showing up wasted to a Broadway production of Cabaret continues to be told, primarily because everyone involved won't stop talking about it. And last night on Conan, it was Cabaret star Alan Cumming's turn.

Twenty-four-year-old rapper Tyga didn't exactly deny that he's dating 17-year-old Kylie Jenner in an Instagram comment to a hater this weekend. He did, however, offer advice we could all use: "Worry about your sad boring life."