Holy Moron Kirk Cameron Thinks Your Wife's Feet Need an Awesome Rub
Lacey Donohue · 11/13/14 06:02PMAs long as we've got Kirk Cameron, the holiest moron on Facebook, we've got the world spinning right in our hands. And that world is crazy as fuck, spinning out of control, and someone please stop him from making videos and posting them online.
New Jersey Hall of Fame Is Real, Inducting James Gandolfini
Kelly Conaboy · 11/13/14 05:16PMLatest TLC Fuck Up Cake Boss Buddy Valastro Arrested for Drunk Driving
Lacey Donohue · 11/13/14 09:05AMBuddy Valastro, your mom's favorite Hoboken baker and star of TLC's Cake Boss, was arrested early Thursday morning in Manhattan for suspected drunk driving. According to TMZ, Valastro—who is working hard to turn arrests and idiocy into a thriving family business—was arrested after failing "multiple" field sobriety tests and blowing "well above the legal limit."
Leonardo DiCaprio's Birthday Was Guess How Many Percents Model
Kelly Conaboy · 11/12/14 05:13PMVillage Idiot Kirk Cameron Wants Women to Know Their Place in the Home
Lacey Donohue · 11/12/14 01:40PMCalling all moms: Kirk Cameron, the Lord's favorite Growing Pains actor, has a message for you this Christmas.
Somebody Is Selling an Usher Sex Tape. Are You That Somebody?
Jordan Sargent · 11/12/14 01:17PMFeud: Did Christina Aguilera Say "Whatever" To Valerie Bertinelli?
Kelly Conaboy · 11/07/14 04:27PMShut Up, Dean: Dean Acting Like a Major "Dean" About Taylor Swift
Kelly Conaboy · 11/07/14 12:47PMDo You Know Christopher Nolan's "Unusual" Contract Demands?
Jordan Sargent · 11/06/14 03:53PMNOFX's Fat Mike Punches Fan, Then Kicks Him Right in the Face
Kelly Conaboy · 11/06/14 02:00PMNOFX's Fat Mike was suffering from neck pain during a concert on Tuesday night in Sydney, Australia. "Huh. Maybe I shouldn't be in the band NOFX anymore," he didn't say.
Most Hated Top Chef Contestant Arrested for Domestic Violence
Allie Jones · 11/06/14 11:25AMBenedict Cumberbatch Is Engaged to Be Married (????????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!)
Kelly Conaboy · 11/05/14 09:38AMAlert: No Full-Frontal Dick in 50 Shades of Grey Movie
Aleksander Chan · 11/03/14 10:51AMThe long-awaited film adaptation of Twilight fanfic and bestselling smut 50 Shades of Grey is nearly upon us, but according to star Jamie Dornan, we will not be getting a full-frontal view of his dick. This is confusing, because of all the movies in the world where a guy's peen could appropriately co-star, this one tops the list.
Chris Martin Parties With Pantsless Woman After J-Law Breakup
Allie Jones · 10/31/14 01:07PMWould You Pay $85 Million For This Pool? Beyoncé and Jay Z Might.
Jordan Sargent · 10/31/14 12:15PMBeyoncé and Jay Z are collectively worth something like $1 billion. Maybe. Beyoncé said it herself so it must be true. The point is that they can basically buy anything in the world. Nonetheless, spending $85 million on a single pool is a serious purchase for even the richest elevator fight club. Beyoncé and Jay Z might do such a thing, but here's the real question: would you?
Paul Reubens Announces New Judd Apatow-Produced Pee-Wee Movie
Kelly Conaboy · 10/30/14 11:47AMAHHHH: Natalie Wood's Ghost Possibly Haunting Her Former Boat
Kelly Conaboy · 10/30/14 09:48AMThe investigation into Natalie Wood's death was reopened in 2011, and in 2012 her death certificate was amended to list her cause of death as "drowning and other undetermined factors." The "undetermined factors" (Robert Wagner, Christopher Walken) still have yet to be determined, mostly because police have yet to question her ghost. She lives on her boat, guys, hello!
Did Anne Hathaway Refuse to Touch a Journalist Because of Ebola?
Kelly Conaboy · 10/29/14 10:20AMIt's the reason we're all reading this from a bath of Purell™, the reason we burned all of our clothes, and the reason our moms are so worried about us. It's the reason we've stopped eating poop we find on the train, and the reason we dug a grave to our proportions in the backyard, just in case. It's Ebola, my man, and Anne Hathaway wouldn't shake a journalist's hand because of it, apparently.