George Clooney's Sexy New Look

Kelly Conaboy · 12/05/14 11:28AM

Even well-known sexpots like George Clooney like to shake up their looks every once in a while. And hey, why not? When you're a celebrity, the world is your oyster! Check out George Clooney's sexy new look after the jump.

Famous Scientologist Miraculously Escapes Near-Death Bus Attack

Kelly Conaboy · 12/04/14 02:45PM

OT-VII Tom Cruise employed full control over his environment in London recently when he narrowly escaped a double-decker bus collision, dodging the incapacitating bodily injury a Suppressive Person would have sustained.

I Love Star Wars the Same Way I Love McDonald's: Even Though It's Bad

Max Read · 12/01/14 03:04PM

There's a McDonald's across the street from a bar I go to fairly often. If I take the time to think about it, I don't like McDonald's very much. It's unsatisfying; unhealthy; it makes me feel like shit; it doesn't really even taste that good. Yet somehow every time I go to this bar I end up at McDonald's waiting in line with a bunch of stoned teenagers and church youth groups to order a Big Mac and a large fries.

James Cameron: Avatar Sequels Will Make You "Shit Yourself"

Kelly Conaboy · 11/26/14 03:12PM

The second, third, and fourth Avatar movies are set to come out roughly one hundred years from now (or so), which gives you just enough time to stock up on underwear, pants, garbage bags, and wet wipes to clean up your shit.

Bill Cosby Leaked Daughter's Drug Abuse to Kill Sex Scandal: Source

Aleksander Chan · 11/25/14 10:16AM

If a report by Page Six is to be believed, the perceived insidiousness of Bill Cosby has been given a new layer. A source tells Richard Johnson that Cosby, desperate to kill a National Enquirer story about his alleged "swinging with Sammy Davis Jr. and some showgirls in Las Vegas," gave the tabloid information on his daughter Erinn's drug problems.

Jake Gyllenhaal's $3 Million Pool Is the Crisp White Sneaker of Pools

Jordan Sargent · 11/21/14 02:00PM

Not every great pool must be a grand pool. Like a pair of Keds, sometimes satisfaction is attained through well-executed simplicity. Let us consider the above pool, which belonged to Jake Gyllenhaal for nearly a decade before being sold this week for just over $3 million. It is the crisp white sneaker of pools.

Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks on Threesomes, Penises, Wine

Kelly Conaboy · 11/19/14 05:49PM

Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks recently sat down to chat a little bit about the Hunger Games, and a lot about how Jennifer Lawrence basically has a penis and should participate in a threesome with Elizabeth Banks and Woody Harrelson. They have fun!