Mark Wahlberg Ate So Much Breakfast (How Much Breakfast Did He Eat?)
Kelly Conaboy · 12/12/14 10:55AMSony Leak: Nikki Finke Is a "Pathetic, Hateful Person"
Sam Biddle · 12/11/14 04:00PMKeanu Reeves Waited 20 Bogus Minutes Outside of His Own Party
Kelly Conaboy · 12/11/14 10:05AMHere Are Your Birdman-Leading 2015 Golden Globe Nominees
Aleksander Chan · 12/11/14 09:27AMSony Leak: Studio Exec Calls Kevin Hart a Greedy "Whore"
Sam Biddle · 12/10/14 02:06PMLeaked: The Nightmare Email Drama Behind Sony's Steve Jobs Disaster
Sam Biddle · 12/09/14 05:35PMThe permanently upcoming Steve Jobs biopic has been hotly anticipated since it was first reported nearly three years ago. We're still waiting. And according to newly leaked emails out of Sony Pictures, trying to get it off the ground was a total clusterfuck: name-calling, Angelina Jolie-trashing, lying, and begging.
My Three-Year-Old Just Wrecked Star Wars for Me
Tom Scocca · 12/09/14 05:30PMMy younger son and I have ongoing and endless discussions about Star Wars, the principal folktale in which he finds meaning. When his brother was around the same age, he demanded that I tell him and re-tell him the story of the Three Little Pigs. This one waits for a pause in the dinner conversation every day, then turns to me and says, “Daddy, talk to me about Star Wars.”
We Get It, Aaron Paul, You Have a Wife, Damn
Kelly Conaboy · 12/09/14 04:10PMIt seems like everywhere you look—Aaron Paul's Instagram account, Lauren Parsekian's Instagram account, Aaron Paul's Twitter account, last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live!—Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren Parsekian are bragging about their damn marriage. Uh, guys? We get it!
Avril Lavigne Plagued by Mysterious Illness
Allie Jones · 12/09/14 03:30PMKeanu Reeves Most Excellently Found Your Lost Credit Card
Kelly Conaboy · 12/09/14 10:10AMNew Sony Hack Docs Reveal the Ridiculous Aliases of a Bunch of Actors
Jordan Sargent · 12/08/14 06:43PMBreaking Hair News: Justin Bieber Dyed His Hair Blond
Kelly Conaboy · 12/08/14 02:41PMBONK BONK BONK. WEEE-OOOO WEEE-OOOO. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW. This is not a test. Please take to your hair chairs and put on your helmets—just kidding. That part was a test. Do not put on your helmets. Just put on your hair seat belts in your hair chairs and you'll be fine. Justin Bieber dyed his hair blond!
Gwen Stefani Makes No Apologies for "Harajuku Girls"
Kelly Conaboy · 12/08/14 01:55PMAs you might remember, Gwen Stefani spent 2004 bedecked with nameless young Asian women in a supposed celebration of Japanese culture that added up to something more like an awkward parade of racist tropes for which she was widely criticized. Recently, TIME gave her a chance to apologize for, uh, all of that.
Has Tori Spelling Peed Alone in Eight Years?
Kelly Conaboy · 12/08/14 10:33AMRemember When Mark Wahlberg Was a Violent Racist Bully?
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/07/14 07:00PMJustin Bieber Is Paying $59,000 a Month For Some Wack Horn-Shaped Pool
Jordan Sargent · 12/06/14 01:02PMJustin Bieber has a new pool and it's shaped like a horn? Or like an exclamation point as designed by Romero Britto? Or a pen as imagined by the set designer on Prometheus? Anyway, this pool is costing Justin Bieber basically your entire year's salary (if you're lucky) per month, and not to pile on the kid here, but damn is this pool wack.