Would you convict someone of a crime you don't believe they committed, simply because Brad Pitt—handsome Brad Pitt—wished to see them behind bars (for his own reasons, we don't need to pry)? Yes. And that is why Brad Pitt cannot serve on a jury.

As promised, clips from 7th Heaven star Stephen Collins' one-on-one with Katie Couric continue to be doled out through Yahoo. In the latest preview of the interview airing tonight on 20/20, Collins insists to Couric that he's not a pedophile.

Oh, you better watch out. You better not cry! You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why. Kanye West reportedly spent $74k on Christmas presents for baby North, which, though extravagant, makes sense, who cares, let them live. To town!

Remember Ryan, the brooding bad boy with a heart of gold on America's greatest television show, The O.C.? Well, in Elle this month, Ryan revealed that he likes to do sex with "pink fluffy" handcuffs. Aah!

Among the biggest stories coming from Sony's hacking crisis, the botched attempt to make a Steve Jobs movie stands out, revealing an ugly relationship between top Sony Pictures exec Amy Pascal and producer Scott Rudin. We've now found emails that tell the other side of the story.

Jennifer Lawrence loves pizza, I bet. She seems like the type: chill, fun, etc. But how much pizza did she order one time recently, while she was hanging out with a purported new beau as, I can only guess, someone looked on from the bushes in order to report the event to the Daily News? If you had to guess?

You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work!

In an allegedly soul-baring new essay to be released in this week's issue of People (on newsstands Friday), 7th Heaven star Stephen Collins will explain "in vivid detail" how he sexually abused three underage girls in the span of 40 years.

Adding to the ever-growing pile of powerful men who just want everybody to chill out about their alleged rapes already, all right?, jeeze, come on, relax, celebrity lawyer Alan M. Dershowitz has filed a motion asking permission to represent Roman Polanski in an effort to close his ol' statutory rape case.

Ineloquent responses apparently run in the family. Bill Cosby's daughter Evin released an "exclusive" statement to Access Hollywood in response to her father's rape accusations. "He is the FATHER you thought you knew. The Cosby Show was my today's tv reality show. Thank you. That's all I would like to say :)"

Love, what a wonderful thing. The sun and the moon. Warmth at night. Joy. Peace of mind, calm of heart. 2014 was a year full of love for gravely horny former child bride Courtney Stodden, who, in August, reignited her passion for 100-year-old Green Mile extra Doug Hutchison. Now, as the year comes to a close, her emotionally destructive and fame-hungry mother, Courtney Stodden's Mom, got married. Amen!

If there was one thing that triggered the embarrassing and fascinating Sony email leak, it might have been their decision to go forward with killing North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un in James Franco and Seth Rogen's The Interview in the most gory way allowable. Now, you can watch exactly why some think North Korea may have hacked Sony.

Superman. Batman. The rest. Why aren't any or all of them played by Jon Hamm aka Mr. Don Draper? He looks like a superhero (white, dark hair, suit). People like him. So, why? Why? Why? Why? The actor put our question to rest recently in an interview with Radio Times.

Lindsay Lohan, where did she go? To Heaven, maybe. There she floats, angel wings affixed to her small frame, dining with Joe Strummer. "What do you say, Joe?" she asks, "Fill up our plates?" They fill up their plates, once again, with delicious appetize—oh wait, nevermind. She's just still in London. And she's never coming back!

The prevailing (though likely wrong) theory behind Sony's recent hack-disaster is North Korean revenge, a national strike against the studio for its movie depiction of Kim Jong Un's assassination. And according to leaked emails obtained by Gawker, Sony executives were worried about the flick even before they got hacked.

Sony Pictures Entertainment executives dealing with fallout from the company's historic security breach at least have the studio's 2015 films to look forward to—well, except for Cameron Crowe's still-untitled new movie starring Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone.

Between all the backbiting, panicking, ass-kissing, gossiping, and ass-covering found in the vast trove of Sony leaks, a lone gem of positivity stands out: A celebratory email from Channing Tatum to his 22 Jump Street team. He writes email like a dog with a stick wags its tail.

Jaden and Willow Smith don't seem like they want to be movie stars right now, which is just as well because their incredible New York Times interview appears to have frightened off Hollywood executives—at least if an email from the Sony Pictures Entertainment leaks are to be believed.

According to emails leaked in the Sony hack, the new James Bond movie, Spectre, which began filming this week, will likely clock in among the most expensive movies ever made, with a current projected budget "in the mid $300Ms." Why? Possibly because the script—which leaked in full alongside copious, desperate notes to improve it—features a messy third act that executives are still trying to rework after months of tweaking.

Aaron Sorkin has a fruitful working relationship with Sony Pictures Entertainment. The studio distributed his hit films The Social Network and Moneyball and is actively seeking to develop new projects with him, including at one point the ill-fated Steve Jobs biopic. But none of that stopped SPE co-chairman Amy Pascal from alleging in an email that Sorkin is broke—or that he's sleeping with an author whose book he is turning into a movie.