Mega-billionaire superstars Beyoncé and Jay Z, fresh from a trip to Iceland, are currently vacationing at a $25,000-a-night resort in Thailand, Page Six reports. God damn these two are good at vacations and knowing how many vacations to take in succession.

Andrew Garfield: Why won't he shave his face? A good question, and a relevant one. Let's dive in.

Grinning six-pack Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River— the movie everyone hated at this year's Cannes—will not be unleashed in theaters for further ridicule. Warner Bros. will instead release the film "via home entertainment" next April.

SoulCycle ice queen Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, whatever that is, reportedly got engaged in Paris.

Justin Bieber may be your favorite skater—next to Bucky Lasek—but he is not your favorite private jet owner. (The title reverts to Larry Page and Sergey Brin, so congrats to them.)

Bummer, dude. Our bro Bieber got a hella un-mellow awakening in NYC on Sunday when he bing bonged his skateboard right out from under his little feet-flops. Wonkers!

The ongoing saga of North-Korea comedy The Interview—cancelled, un-cancelled, and finally released online—seemed to enter its final stages yesterday, when Sony announced that the film had grossed $15 million from online sales and rentals, to go along with $2.85 in box office revenue. This is being hailed as a success that might save film division head Amy Pascal's job. But in looking at Sony's own internal projections for the film, it's hard to reach that same conclusion.

Professional rich person David Geffen is having boy drama again: His 20-year-old ex-boyfriend—who was kicked off his college football team after being spotted macking with the then 69-year-old music mogul—was arrested by police in October for violating the terms of a restraining order.

Are Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, two humans, getting back together? If someone paying for someone else's massage means yes, then yes!

In Ariana Grande's sexy Christmas fuck jam "Santa Tell Me," tiny Ms. Peanut sings about how she, as Caity put it, "straight-up wants to fuck Santa." The singer is now starting to backpedal on her overwhelming Christmas desire, however, beginning with a new interview in the Daily Star.

Does he deserve it? Santa says yes.

The haircut news cycle doesn't stop during the holiday season, my friend—no, no, no. It continues at the same pace. Get used to it! Today: Might Jared Leto, Mr. Pretty Bun, AKA Mr. Helmet Dick, get a haircut? A good question with an intriguing answer.

What does Chris Pine taste like? Pine, I would guess. Not so, says Anna Kendrick!

According to TMZ, Selena Gomez brought Cara Delevingne to her family's home in Texas for Christmas. Huh. Reminds me of a favorite holiday poem.

Which sort of human would Anderson Cooper rather fuck, a man or a woman? Kelly Ripa found out the hard way last night on Watch What Happens Live.

Leonardo DiCaprio wakes up from a restful sleep. He stretches and yawns. He is satisfied. "Ah, another day, another day," he says to no one, with a sigh. "No one on Earth has partied with more ladies than I have, after I partied with those 20 ladies at Art Basel." He smiles and checks his phone. "WHA-WHAAAAAT?"

Six months after his death, Casey Kasem has finally been buried in Norway.

Actor James Woods took to Twitter Sunday evening to vent about the killing of two New York City police officers by Ismaaiyl Brinsley. He apparently blames the Rev. Al Shaprton, tweeting,"This disgusting pig is DIRECTLY responsible for the murder of two good policemen. No discussion," before eventually deleting the tweet.

Weddings are obligation-driven events at which you are rewarded for travel and countless expenses with chicken, bad wine, and smalltalk with Lisa Vanderpump (in this case). A bother, but we have to do it—especially if, for many years, we were in a very successful boy band with the groom.

Amy Pascal, the head of Sony's film division, is probably going to lose her job. The story is long, but the facts are simple: With Seth Rogen and James Franco's The Interview cancelled, Pascal's department has taken something north of $50 million of Sony's money and lit it on fire in the most spectacular and embarrassing way possible.