Over the weekend, One Direction's blonde one (Niall Horan) posted a selfie with his tongue out, shot from above, on Instagram. He captioned the pic "Oi oi !" followed by three tongue-out emojis, as is the style of the day. It was a cute photo and Niall's friend and bandmate Harry Styles liked it.

Everything you think about Channing Tatum is probably true. Life is one great performance from start to finish, and Tatum is playing Tatum every single day, right down to the videos it appears he favorites on YouTube: boner jams and muscle bros.

Be still everyone's hearts, even my own heart, which I must admit is beating slightly faster now for some reason: Here are the first photos of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein underwear campaign. Bieber posted the pics to Instagram on the 5th of the year, announcing "this is just the start of the year" and encouraging everyone to "#beallyoucanbe."

Jennifer Aniston: Is she married? Is she pregnant? Is she a dried up old witch who burns photos of Angelina Jolie to keep warm in her disgusting garbage pit troll house? Or is she rich and talented? Hard to say! Not to worry, though—in a new interview with InStyle, the actor says she'll let you know—yes, you!—about any changes to her personal life.

President Obama, North Korea, the White House, the FBI, and a host of despairing executives have said their piece about the colossal Sony hack of 2014. But what about the actual Hollywood stars whose correspondence was leaked in the hack? We emailed them at their personal email addresses and asked. All at once.

If 50 Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan ever tries to give you grapes, please be careful, because those grapes are actually Mr. Dornan's dick and balls. In an interview with GQ UK, the actor revealed to and warned the world that his ostensibly unique genitals often masquerade as a mom-approved snack high in vitamins K and C.

Peter Pan's understudy, Allison Williams, is ready to smile widely down the aisle and marry College Humor co-founder Ricky Van Veen. "What about kids?" Glamour asks in their February cover story. Well. Before Allison Williams can become a mother, she must first unlock their treacherous secrets. And, goddammit, she will.

You know that feeling when you break up with John Mayer and you promise you'll never hook up with him again, but then you see him at a friend's dinner party a year later and you're like, dang!? Katy Perry does, because on Saturday night, John Mayer reportedly came back to her house and stayed until 4 p.m. the next day.

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry hate each other. On her album 1989, Taylor Swift calls out Katy Perry for stabbing her in the back, the scars from which she bears to this day. Will Katy Perry retaliate during her Super Bowl performance? Hollywood Life says yes.

In this era of chic, superstar babies like Blue Ivy Carter and North West, it's important to remember that sometimes celebrity children become one of America's most abundant natural resources: dumb, embarrassing, fartcloud teenagers. Let us examine the so-far cautionary tale of Michael Jackson's son: Michael Jackson, Jr. aka Prince.

Oh my god. Is your tuxedo pressed? You don't own one? Ugh, all right, that's an argument for another time—right now we have to hurry because Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are getting married TONIGHT!

Unflappable Invisalign® advert Chris Harrison has been hosting The Bachelor franchise for the past 13 years, during which time it appears he's lost the ability to engage in functional human relationships. He divorced his college sweetheart, Gwen, in 2012, and now says that making her the next Bachelorette would be "epic television."

David Bowie once famously sang, "We could be heroes forever and ever, what do you say?" This Saturday in Hawaii Rob Lowe heard his query and, in a way, said "Yes."

Peach sparkling wine saleswoman Teresa Giudice surrendered to the law this morning, entering the Danbury Correctional Facility in Connecticut at 3 a.m. to serve a 15-month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, conspiracy to commit mail fraud, wire fraud, and failure to pay taxes. She leaves behind four beautiful dooders and her reality TV career (for now).

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is a well known babe wrangler and party boy about town. Sadly, it seems the cold winds of January have blown in a steep drop in the percents model of his parties. Has the playboy fallen into a rut?

Round-faced mezzo soprano Selena Gomez has been living it up Sex and the City 2-style in Abu Dhabi and Dubai for the last week, ringing in the new year with Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and other lesser-known individuals. Unfortunately, Selena wasn't able to keep her ankles to herself for one damn day.

Two people, one dinner, and a mystery.

Kaley Cuoco—star of the popular Beep Boop program on CBS, Thursdays 8/7c—put feminism on blast this week when she told Redbook that she's not a feminist because she's "never really faced inequality" and loves "serving" her husband. Now it's a new year, and Kaley is feeling bad about saying those things.

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