If You Think Paris Hilton Didn't Name Her Dog After Herself You're Crazy
Kelly Conaboy · 01/09/15 04:40PMI Will Never Apologize to John Corbett
Allie Jones · 01/09/15 03:55PMSometimes our enemies present themselves to us plainly from the start, like Helena Erdman, who stomped on my foot backstage during the 9th grade musical before I even had a chance to tell her that I didn't like her hair (which I did not). Other times, they lie in wait, plotting the perfect moment to reveal themselves as haters. John Corbett, the 54-year-old American actor known for his roles on Sex and The City and My Big Fat Greek Wedding, has just revealed himself as a hater.
No One Believes Jennifer Aniston But She's Fine She's Fine She's Fine
Allie Jones · 01/09/15 02:06PMBefore you ask—and not that you were going to (Why would you, because she's O.K.)—Jennifer Aniston is O.K. SHE'S FINE. I don't see what the big deal is, and Jen definitely doesn't see what the big deal is, not because she sometimes "fails to see things," but because she's good and fine. And if you should happen to read one or several interviews in which Jennifer Aniston sounds not O.K., maybe you need to take a moment and interview yourself about why you're always acting like people aren't O.K. and judging them, when they're telling you they're fine, and they're fine.
Leonardo DiCaprio Clings to Life, Suffering Severe Model Deficiency
Kelly Conaboy · 01/09/15 11:29AMUnretouched Photos: Calvin Klein Gave Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement
Allie Jones · 01/09/15 08:40AMWhat Should Jessica Chastain Wear to the Golden Globes?
Kelly Conaboy · 01/08/15 06:05PMPope Francis Meets His Idol
Caity Weaver · 01/08/15 05:47PMThere's Something About Cameron Diaz's Klan (?) Wedding
Jordan Sargent · 01/08/15 05:00PMEarlier this week, Cameron Diaz, movie star, got married to Benji Madden, backup vocalist and second most famous member of the unmemorable pop-punk band Good Charlotte. The festivities were spread out over the course of two days. Among the delights: a disappointed toast; the guest list of your dreams (your confusing, barely-remembered dreams that don't make sense upon waking); a quasi-Klan hood in beautiful bridal white. "Shit, fuck" said Diaz (reportedly), shortly before walking down the aisle. "This is fucked up."
The Voices Is A Movie About Cats Telling Ryan Reynolds to Kill People
Aleksander Chan · 01/08/15 03:40PMIf you could tell Ryan Reynolds to do anything, what would it be?
Kristen Stewart and Her Friend Seem Like They Have a Nice Thing Going
Kelly Conaboy · 01/08/15 02:15PMCalvin Klein Photoshopped Hair Onto Justin Bieber's Hairless Body
Kelly Conaboy · 01/08/15 11:50AMThe release of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein campaign earlier this week brought with it an unexpected and upsetting question for many across the world—some of them employees of this very blog: Is Justin Bieber actually kind of hot? Thanks to an unretouched photo obtained by TMZ, we can all breathe a sigh of relief.
Phylicia Rashad: I Was Misquoted But Still Stand With Bill Cosby
Aleksander Chan · 01/08/15 11:26AMSia: Sorry My Art Made You Feel Things
Rich Juzwiak · 01/08/15 11:07AMSongwriter to the stars and singer in her own right Sia has apologized to the Twitter users and YouTube commenters who shape our culture for her "Elastic Heart" video, which hit Vevo yesterday. In it, the 28-year-old fuckery conduit Shia Lebeouf and 12-year-old Dance Moms star Maddie Ziegler dance intensely while wearing dirty underwear that is roughly the color of their skin. "Pedophile!" said some to this. One said it was the latest addition to his OH FUCK NO list:
Is Taylor Swift Prepared to Ruin Leo DiCaprio's Babelicious Life?
Allie Jones · 01/08/15 09:09AMDespite a recent drop in model percentage at the party that is Leonardo DiCaprio's life, the cargo-shorted film star has been enjoying endless summer for years now, answering to no one but his own beard. Taylor Swift, who sang a song at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show one time but is not a model, is reportedly prepared to destroy all of that.
Miley Cyrus, Clean Up Your Drug Den
Kelly Conaboy · 01/07/15 05:40PMThree More Women Accuse Bill Cosby of Sexual Assault
Allie Jones · 01/07/15 04:31PMThree more women came forward today in a press conference organized by Gloria Allred to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Linda Kirkpatrick, Lynn Neal, and Kacey (no last name given) all shared their similar stories, at times breaking down into tears. All say fears of retaliation prevented them from speaking out sooner.
Shia LaBeouf Cage-Battles Dance Moms Child in New Sia Video
Allie Jones · 01/07/15 02:45PMThe music video for Australian singer-songwriter Sia's single "Elastic Heart" has just been released and features star performances from famous Australian dancers Shia LaBeouf and one of the Dance Moms girls (fan favorite Maddie). Shia plays 12-year-old Maddie's father, pet, or love interest, depending on your interpretation of the wild, nearly-nude cage dance the two perform for five mesmerizing minutes.