Babies are like wallpaper: Some houses have them, some houses don't. But Blake Lively's baby may have even more in common with wallpaper than we would have guessed, which was already an amount slightly above average. Her name might be "Wallpaper."

It looks like Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is feeling a bit better. After dining with zero percent models—and a cold!—last week in Miami, the playboy has appeared in the background of an Instagram with 50 Cent and Naomi Campbell, a model.

Last night at the 72nd annual Golden Globe awards, the stars of Hollywood walked the red carpet, dazzling photographers with new, expensive outfits and jewelry out on loan. Which looks were your favorite? Here are some photos to help you decide—tell us which star rocked the carpet best in the comments below.

Nicki Minaj, god of rap, was spotted in Philadelphia on Friday night, visiting who is speculated to be her new boyfriend, rapper Meek Mill. An adorable photograph shared to Rick Ross's Instagram shows joyful cuddling between the two. Mazel tov, Nicki and Meek, if the rumors are indeed true! You're both so beautiful and talented.

One of the greatest delusions of the average man is to forget that life is death's prisoner. [image credit: Getty]

Sometimes award shows look fun. This year's Golden Globes was not one of those award shows, primarily because every person there sported a noticeable sheen of sweat that made their heads glisten under the stage lights like hams at a deli counter. As evidence, take the above video of Katherine Heigl and David Duchovny, who look like they jogged onstage directly from their homes.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have not broken up, despite rumors to the contrary. How do we know? Oh, my friends—disgusting kisses don't lie.

The 72nd Golden Globes were last night and, my god, I hope this is the first you're hearing about it. (If you were lucky you were watching the little-discussed and very NSFW HBO show girls.) The must-watch moments were as plentiful as they were true to their name, and we've gathered them all here for your easy perusal.

Was it 1,000 degrees at the Golden Globes this year? Everyone looked so flushed and sweaty and splotchy. The celebs that deigned to pose for a portrait for the official Golden Globes Instagram account, though, chose wisely: Everyone looks so good!

Here's a clip of Golden Globe winner Michael Keaton accepting his award for his role in Birdman, which is fine except for the part where he cries while thanking his only child, a son, who happens to be WOOO very hot. That part, when the camera cuts to his hot son (2:54), is great!

While presenting the award for Best Screenplay, Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader brought a brief moment of contempt-filled fun to an otherwise this face Golden Globes night. Now everyone wants them to host next year.

Chrissy Teigen watched her husband John Legend accept an award like this. And now she's a meme.

Benedict Cumberbatch played a dragon and a genius mathematician last year. None of it was as good as this moment, photobombing Meryl Streep and saving an extremely deadly Golden Globes skit about a North Korean journalist.

Amazon's first major award was for a historic show in its own right: Transparent, where Jeffrey Tambor plays a father of three transitioning from being retired college professor Mort to Maura. "This award is dedicated to the memory of Leelah Alcorn and too many people trans people who die too young," creator Jill Soloway said in her acceptance speech, the cast gathered around her.

It's Tina and Amy's last year hosting the Golden Globes—and they went out burning it all down.

Here's a high-res shot of the crowd just after Tina Fey's first Cosby joke. That's Jessica Chastain in the front with her mouth open. Check out Clooney cracking up way in the back, and then, two seats over, a stone silent Bill Murray (?).

Here's the highlight of the Golden Globes so far: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler rounding off a terrific opening bit with a deeply uncomfortable and very direct Bill Cosby joke. Poehler has the better imitation.

On the E! Red Carpet, human-rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin and her husband, the actor George Clooney, were forced to watch Giuliana Rancic take a shot. Watch Alamuddin's face.

The Golden Globes—America's favorite party of drunk, wannabe Oscar winners and really drunk cable television stars—is back for another night of awkward hobnobbing and strained niceties. And handing out trophies. Come talk blunders, victories, gags, and goofs with team Defamer.

"It has been a pretty zen year and thankfully so, 'cause who wants to be crazy and stressed out on a day like today," Jennifer Aniston said while looking directly into Carson Daly's eyes on the Golden Globes' red carpet this evening. She's fine.