Jamie Dornan Got Yelled At

Kelly Conaboy · 01/14/15 01:30PM

Jamie Dornan, whose dick and balls look like a little bag of grapes, plays Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey. Matt Bomer, whose dick and balls look like I don't know what, does not play Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.

True Detective Season Two: How Big Is Justin Bieber's Penis?

Jordan Sargent · 01/14/15 01:00PM

A single question now plagues the minds of all Americans, weighing down our brains as we slump in our office chairs, then slump in our cars, then slump in our couches, and then slump into bed: how big is Justin Bieber's penis really?

What Would Miley Cyrus Look Like With a Bubble Bath Bush? Voila

Allie Jones · 01/14/15 08:42AM

The only thing keeping you from seeing former Disney star Miley Cyrus' genitals is a conveniently-placed bath bubble in this new V magazine shot, which features Ms. Cyrus standing erect in a tub, fully nude. If you are not in sacred house of worship, here, look:

Jessica Chastain Reveals Beautiful Ex-Face On Instagram

Allie Jones · 01/13/15 11:35AM

We all have to grow up some time, and it appears 37-year-old Interstellar actress Jessica Chastain did so in the interim between graduating high school and launching her verified Instagram account, @chastainiac, to which she posted an old photo of herself this weekend. Here's that photo:

Watch McConaughey Audition to Play Himself in Dazed and Confused 

Aleksander Chan · 01/13/15 08:28AM

You'll remember that before he sold Lincolns and traveled into space for eternity, elongated vowel sound Matthew McConaughey had his breakout role in Richard Linklater's Dazed and Confused. His audition tape for the part, included in Dazed's Criterion Collection release, is further proof that Matthew McConaughey has essentially been playing shades of himself for the past two decades.