Dana Carvey visited The Tonight Show last night and performed his classic "The Lady I Know (Choppin' Broccoli)" with orchestral accompaniment, proving yet again that Jimmy Fallon's "less-talking" plan is working out beautifully.

According to a new study, Jimmy Fallon spends less time talking—defined as the time spent talking to his guests—than anyone else in late night.

Glee is a mess. Its stars have fought each other and gotten their Twitter accounts hacked, and no one watches the show anymore. Now, as the show gears up for its sixth and final season, it can't even die a dignified death.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes director Matt Reeves recently spoke to /Film about working with actors over Skype for the first time in his career, after realizing late that he wanted something different from a scene with Andy Serkis.

Here is a photo I can't stop thinking about: Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend French Montana on the set of the video for his new song "Don't Panic" wearing diabolical opera masks and holding what appear to be some sort of (fake) machine guns (disclaimer: I know nothing about guns).

"Paris Hilton." The words bring to mind certain images: french fries, hamburgers, chicken nuggets, Whoppers, Big Macs, chicken sandwiches, remember chicken fries?, coffee in thick styrofoam. But not anymore. The known person has given up fast food, and you won't believe how she can feel the difference.

Back before Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was arrested at his Jersey strip mall tanning salon for fighting his brother, he stumbled on a different problem: passing bad checks to his employees. But a lawsuit filing obtained by Defamer alleges that The Situation has a history with this particular... situation.

HBO and Netflix have strong showings in this year's Emmy nominations, which offer largely predictable (though, predictable because many are very good!) options.

The newest name in the maybe-mix for the second season of HBO's True Detective—the details of which are still being kept fiercely under wraps—is Exorcist and French Connection director William Friedkin.

Comedian Katt Williams has more or less been out of the news for a while, which is a good thing because when he is in the news it usually involves him fleeing from police on an ATV or fighting his fans. But all of a sudden Williams is making headlines again in stories with bizarre circumstances.

George Clooney responded to an "at the very least negligent and more appropriately dangerous" article in the notoriously garbage-y Daily Mail this morning with an essay for USA Today.

Are you sitting down? Sit down.

Quick, name three things that you couldn't possibly imagine yourself or anyone else wanting. Terrible disease? Bulk bag of banana Runts? Live-action Dumbo movie that will certainly contain a gross overuse of CG and a new, secondary human-based plot? Hey, you're in (bad) luck with at least one of those!

The Wrap reports that TMZ's social media experiment Famous in 12—a reality show which proposed that a regular family, the Artiagas, could be made famous after filming and televising their lives for 12 weeks—has been canceled by the CW after five weeks. That settles that, then!

The first photo from Zack Snyder's Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice—coming to us in May 2016, which is so far away that you wonder why they're teasing us with this photo now—was released today. It's very rainy!

People reports that Dave Coulier, Joey from Full House and Alanis Morissette's ex-boyfriend, recently got married to his "longtime love" Melissa Bring. A bunch of his former Full House family members were there to celebrate the beautiful occasion, and they social media'd the hell out of it.

Gerard Butler wakes up in his beautiful Los Angeles home. "It's Disneyland day!" he shouts, hopping out of bed in socked feet. "I can't wait to call my lucky lady, Carmella Casinelli, a TV producer, and get this show on the rooooaa—!" Ah, in his excitement, he slips on a tie and bonks his head. "Oh, Ger," he laughs.

Listen, it's fine. Life is full of little errors, poor judgement calls, and mistakes. When you're older you're going to look back on stealing the Fault in Our Stars bench—if you did it!—and think, "What was I so worried about?" Right? "I was so young!" Hmm? "Why didn't I come forward and tell the city of Amsterdam where I hid that bench from that movie right away?"

A new trailer was released today for Channing Tatum's upcoming film Channing Tatum in a Singlet, which also stars Steve Carrell, Mark Ruffalo and Sienna Miller as people who don't wear singlets. The trailer features only a few scenes of Channing Tatum wearing a singlet so as to not spoil the rest of the film.