Graydon Carter Told Gwyneth Paltrow to Get Fat
Lacey Donohue · 02/04/14 03:35PMSo much for an "epic takedown." The March Hollywood issue of Vanity Fair has arrived, and while it was rumored to contain a glorious hit piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, it turns out the magazine only features a disappointing exploration of Paltrow's Hollywood "hate/love-fest" written by contributing editor Vanessa Grigoriadis.
Stupid Also-Ran Guild Awards Shows Are a Waste of Time
Lacey Donohue · 02/04/14 01:15PMWalking into the event, the men at the escalators were quick to ask, "Do you want to do the red carpet? Because if you want to do the red carpet, you must go downstairs." Down an escalator and through the hall, the red carpet—a thing one might do—sat in between two sliding glass doors. It looked like red Astroturf and was flanked by cheap lattice covered in faux moss. The rug seemed ashamed. The reporters lining the carpet were largely of the "local news" variety. No one cares about the Writers Guild Awards.
The Internet Digs Up Woody Allen's Creepy Child-Loving Past
Lacey Donohue · 02/04/14 12:30PMWoody Allen's lawyers and friends are quick to argue that the latest round of child abuse accusations against the actor are perfectly timed to destroy what should have been a fruitful awards season. But the real truth is that these allegations, these stories, and Allen's history with young women have been a matter of public record for at least 20 years.
Hollywood: Will Woody Allen Accusations Hurt Cate Blanchett's Oscar?
Lacey Donohue · 02/03/14 01:33PMAward-Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman Dead at 46
Lacey Donohue · 02/02/14 01:50PMLacey Donohue · 02/02/14 01:27PM
This Is the Face of the New Lex Luthor
Lacey Donohue · 01/31/14 05:18PMNBC Plans to Lay Off Entire Tonight Show Staff
Lacey Donohue · 01/31/14 03:46PMWatch Helen Mirren Become the New Dame of Twerking
Lacey Donohue · 01/31/14 02:10PMOscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren was honored as woman of the year by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals on Thursday. And in the sexiest gesture ever performed on the Cambridge campus, the 68-year-old Mirren twerked. She twerked so hard.
Superbowl: What Time Is the Super Bowl on the West Coast in One Chart
John Cook · 01/31/14 12:46PMWhat time is the Super Bowl on the West Coast? That's a question about Super Bowl XLVIII, featuring the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks, that a lot of people are asking: What time is Super Bowl XLVIII on the West Coast? Specifically, when is the Super Bowl kickoff on the West Coast? Put another way: What is the West Coast kickoff time for the Super Bowl?
David O. Russell Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence
Lacey Donohue · 01/31/14 12:28PMDavid O. Russell is the smartest man in Hollywood. First, he tricked audiences into believing Jennifer Lawrence, then 21, was old enough to play a worldly widow in Silver Linings Playbook. Then he tricked audiences into believing Lawrence, then 22, could realistically play Christian Bale's bored housewife in American Hustle while simultaneously tricking people into believing it was an Oscar-worthy film.
Aaron Paul and Bill Murray Totally Hung Out at a Kings of Leon Concert
Lacey Donohue · 01/31/14 10:17AMLawsuit Accuses Dr. Phil of Ridiculing, Exploiting Sex-Seeking Teen
Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 07:37PMBrace Yourselves: Tara Reid and Ian Ziering Will Star in Sharknado 2
Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 05:55PMHere’s a Glimpse of Michael Bay’s New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 04:25PMHBO Releases Game of Thrones Season 4 Teaser Photos
Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 02:56PMSeth McFarlane Makes Vagina Jokes in A Million Ways to Die Trailer
Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 02:11PMIf what you want in a 19th century Western is a good vagina joke and Sarah Silverman waxing poetic about hand jobs and balls, then you'll love Seth McFarlane's upcoming film A Million Ways to Die in the West.
Miley Cyrus and Madonna Hump, Grind, and Spank During MTV Duet
Lacey Donohue · 01/30/14 12:07PMTaking two sexy, talented females known for their raunchy antics and putting them on stage together should produce great television. But on Miley Cyrus' MTV Unplugged special Wednesday night, Cyrus and Madonna bumped crotches, sang poorly, and it was spectacularly unexciting. If anything, it was tired and sad.