This week, Kristin Cavallari's already fraught relationship with science deteriorated faster than her friendship with Stacy the Bartender on The Hills. Science is shady, dude. Do you even know what science has been up to behind Kristin's back?

Not only does Kristin Cavallari balance on heels, she also designs a mid-priced line of them for Chinese Laundry, which is available online and in "select Nordstrom stores." According to Kristin, these shoes are "staples."

Kristin Cavallari, power user of InfoWars.com and other Monsanto conspiracy trumpeting "health" websites, has identified the final piece of evidence on which she will base her forthcoming book's argument in favor of an organic lifestyle. Except, of course, the evidence was proven wrong many times over before Kristin stumbled across it.

Fifty days after announcing she would produce a book in the next 500, Kristin Cavallari has provided evidence of her work on said book for the first time. Or rather, she has at least provided evidence that somebody has typed up some pages that may someday be a part of a book called Balancing on Heels by Kristin Cavallari.

Aspiring lifestyle guru Kristin Cavallari ripped out a page from Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook this week, pinned it to her bulletin board, and smudged sage as she prayed for the transformation to be complete. "Dinner tonight was chicken burgers, bok choy, and black rice with peas a la @gwynethpaltrow," she wrote on Instagram.

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing on Heels drops in 452 days, has been hard at work researching...new conspiracy theories, apparently. She posted an article from InfoWars.com titled "Factory Farm Antibiotics Making Children Allergic to Fruits and Vegetables" on her app yesterday.

Page Six reports that NBC is "looking to replace" Meredith Vieira's daytime chatfest The Meredith Vieira Show. Meredith recently hosted Kristin Cavallari on the program.

Kristin Cavallari, who has a book about book coming out in 454 days, appeared on The Meredith Vieira Show on Monday. While she did not discuss the book or her (presumed) work on it so far, she did bring up the concept of time in general. It does not haunt her.

As you may have read in Meredith Vieira's increasingly desperate emails to you, Kristin Cavallari appeared on The Meredith Vieira Show on Monday. She wore a piped collar, she talked about her son's urination habits, and according to a tipster, she did not chill with anyone besides herself.

During future author Kristin Cavallari's appearance on the ratings-challenged Meredith Viera Show yesterday, the two discussed, among other things, best practices for urine disposal. Kristin revealed that although she has neglected some parental duties, such as vaccination against deadly diseases, she has embraced others, such as: "potty training. "

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing on Heels drops in 457 days, stopped by The Meredith Vieira Show today to promote not her book, but the idea of Kristin in general. Meredith Vieira, who is currently trailing Dr. Phil, Wendy Williams, and Steve Harvey in the daytime talk show ratings, welcomed her.

In a recent post on her eponymous app, Kristin Cavallari reveals, "I haven't had fast food in years."

Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels won't hit shelves for another 459 days, but this week, Kristin provided the public a chance to try balancing on her heels themselves. For free! Or rather, for the price of entering an Instagram contest.

Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry.

In 461 days, Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels hits shelves. Today, Kristin posted five sentences about a facial scrub to her eponymous app, which is incidentally now available for Android.

You might think that Kristin Cavallari is all serious now, because she's like, married to the quarterback of the Chicago Bears and writing a book or whatever, but don't you forget for one second what she is best known for across seas and continents: being hot.

Kristin Cavallari announced on Instagram this weekend that in addition to caring for her two toddler sons Camden and Jaxon, she will now protect and nurture one more helpless being—a puppy. It's a German Shepherd, from the looks of it.

There are 464 days to go before her debut book Balancing on Heels hits shelves, and Kristin Cavallari is thinking about what's for dinner. Maybe you are, too. Why not try Kristin's paella recipe?

Over the last ten years, Kristin Cavallari has graced legendary red carpets: the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Awards, the launch of T-Mobile's Sidekick II, and even the 2006 Los Angeles premiere of MTV's Yo Momma, hosted by Wilmer Valderramma. But on which red carpet did she first balance her heels?

There are 466 days until Kristin Cavallari's biology textbook Balancing on Heels hits shelves, and today, Kristin shares with us another blockbuster report from the scientific community. In a post on her eponymous app, she writes: